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[belheir]

From: Kazuya Minegishi
To: Everyone
Subject: Birthday Boy

Two months ago, my cousin Naoya decided to announce to the world at large that it was my birthday. Today I get to return the favour.

Please send him your best birthday regards. He's older than dirt and will need them before inevitably expires due to being a literal fossil.

I know you saw this coming, Naoya.

Comments

[belheir]

Yeah, they could. The end of the human world doesn't mean the end of all worlds, and they can hop between realms as they please. Or even find a new one to inhabit, probably.

[refantasma]

what about the death of the universe itself?

[belheir]

Other universes exist. As I'm sure you're aware being here. There would be nothing stopping them from simply moving to another. Or just recreating the universe should its demise happen.

[refantasma]

true
but getting to one might be impossible outside of dreams.
and what about getting a brain injury so your a veg
but your body is still alive does that count?

[Look, Nico just doesn't like the idea of complete immortality. It probably comes from his father.]

this icon is getting a lot of milage

[belheir]

I really don't know how to tell you otherwise that this being is absolutely immortal.

Cannot be killed. Is all powerful. Etc, etc. Pretty sure a bullet to the brain wouldn't do anything about it because they can just regenerate completely. Apparently they might be able to be trapped, but probably not for long. That's about it.

lol

[refantasma]

[Nico refuses to believe this]

how do you know?

[belheir]

Because killing them the first time didn't work for God very well, and now they're back and pissed.

[refantasma]

do you mean Naoya?

[belheir]

No. He's strong, but he's still very much killable, even if he reincarnates endlessly. I'm talking about the King of Bel. The Overlord of all demons.

[refantasma]

Bel means biutiful.

[Sorry, AHDH brain activated.]

where do demons come from?

[belheir]

It means King, actually.

[ No Fun Police! ]

They come from the demon realm.

[refantasma]

its Italian for biutiful.

[So there.]

and what made the demon realm?

[belheir]

[He rolls his eyes on the other end. ]

No clue.

[refantasma]

then its entirerily possible that when humans are gone so will they when theirs no one to remember them.

thats how gods die most of the time.

[belheir]

Demons existed long before humans as far as I'm aware. Though humans are perfectly able to create more.

[refantasma]

maybe. there might be things older than man.

[belheir]

There definitely is.

Sharks are older than man. By like, millions of years.

[refantasma]

huh?

okay, remember 40s education. how?

[belheir]

Are you aware of dinosaurs?

[refantasma]

I'm aware they existed. big lizards. probably related to dragons.

[belheir]

They are not related to dragons. They're related to birds.

But sharks were around when dinosaurs were around.

[refantasma]

what??? no.
they didn't have wings. thats what makes birds birds. wings.

[belheir]

They're definitely related to birds. It's common knowledge where I'm from.

And if having wings makes a bird, what about bats? Are they birds too?

[refantasma]

then why are they called lizards?

fine. wings and feathers.n

[belheir]

They're not. Not anymore. Birds are also reptiles though, I'm pretty sure. And a bunch of dinosaurs had feathers.

Science has come a long way since the 40s.