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[songbird_slayer]

Sender: Madhuri Qalli
To: Everyone
Subject: A warm and cozy welcome for new dreamers!

Good evening! I am Madhuri, and though I've met some of you new folk already, I bid warm greetings to the lot on this chilly-and-ever-chillier season.

At the Lady of Bliss in the shopping district, or hand-delivered to you, I give a pie (or a pizza pie) to those who have just arrived as warm tidings. All are made from scratch, crafted with love and a warm hug from this humble culinarian.

For those I may have missed, would you be so kind as to tell me what kind you'd like in this entry, so that I may get cooking over the next few days and check you all off the list? Thank you in advance.

Also-

Pay no heed to the greenery that may spring up in town over the next few weeks. It's all very harmless, I assure you. Just a bit of future Starlight fun. Nay, a touch. Perhaps a little sneeze of fun. :)

Comments

[soughtrevenge]

Mayhap you and I have a different definition of fun... How is torment at the hands of a plant fun?

[songbird_slayer]

Torment??

Sweet pea... torment is what occurs without the little tradition!

[soughtrevenge]

And how is that? I've seen what plants are capable of in this realm, 'tis not fun.

[songbird_slayer]

[The light bulb moment occurs.]

Oh t h a t.

These plants are mine. I grew them myself with dreamotion. Though depending upon who you ask, that is either helpful or unhelpful information.

[soughtrevenge]

The plants are yours? Further cause for alarm, then.

[songbird_slayer]

You bully!

Perhaps I should plant some extra ones around your place, then!

[soughtrevenge]

Absolutely not. I'd rather not subject myself to your plant-based torment.

[songbird_slayer]

How could you slander a Saint's Little Helper like that? For all that you know, it could be a plant-based delight.

You'll still get cookies and hot chocolate, though. Because I likes ya.

[soughtrevenge]

Of course, and one of the Saint's Little Helpers would never subject a man to any undue torment.

[songbird_slayer]

Never.

In fact, I would be just fine demonstrating what they do, to put your silly mind at ease.

[soughtrevenge]

A demonstration? I suppose that may put my mind at ease.

[songbird_slayer]

You might just kick yourself wondering why you were firing on all nouliths once you see what it does~

[soughtrevenge]

Doubtful, but I am willing to reevaluate once you provide this demonstration.

[songbird_slayer]

Alright, fair enough. Are you free?

[soughtrevenge]

Aye, I'm free.

[songbird_slayer]

I'll be at the Lady of Bliss, then. I'll put on some coffee.