2nd Wish

[intertwinedfates]

From: Yato
To: Everyone
Subject: Mirrors For Trade

Anybody want some mirrors? After the crap with them during Halloween and the Ice Queen's place, I don't want them in the house anymore. I'll swap ya for building materials or help building my shrine.

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

Right? Better to offload them before they become a nuisance.

Oh really?? That'd be greatly appreciated! I only have a few people helping out right now, so extra hands are always welcome.

[How could this possibly end in disaster??]

[skyglider]

So they'll be someone else's nuisance.

Sure. Hands are something I have plenty of.

[ha ha ha ha, get it, ultrahand. hope you don't mind your shrine being stuck together with magical superglue!!!]

[intertwinedfates]

Hey, they come with a warning. Anyone taking them should know they could be trouble.

Awesome! You an octopus or something?

[Those are arms but close enough. And as long as his shrine doesn't tip over or fall apart from having too many parts glued together, he's cool with it.]

[skyglider]

Ah, fair. Any takers thus far?

No, just a weird magic hand. Long story.

[intertwinedfates]

A surprising number, actually. I might have to go get so more mirrors to give away.

Huh. I bet. But hey, no need to go into detail if you don't want to.

[skyglider]

I thought the point was to get rid of them?

Very well. I shall remain a mystery. [... up until he helps with building stuff]

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah, but they're proving so popular that I'm gonna run out!

[Don't worry, Link, his logic is slightly warped.]

Heh, that's a good way to pull in the girls, too.

[skyglider]

So it's become a lucrative business opportunity.

Ah. Funny enough, I think even mysterious has a limit, for that.

[Translation: he transcends mysterious into fucking bonkers weird.]

[intertwinedfates]

Pretty much, yeah! Who would've thunk it?

True. It hasn't worked too well for me, that's for sure.

[He's also a Class A weirdo, though being a bit of a pervert too doesn't help.]

[skyglider]

Incredible. What luck.

I understand. [From one Class A weirdo to another--] I suppose there is such a thing as too mysterious, after all.