[open] you strike a match that lights my heart on fire

[oathkeeper]

Sender: Sora
To: Everyone
Subject: The doctor is in!

hey guys! it’s that time of the year again! love, flowers and chocolates! i hope you're not sneezing a lot! or have a bunch of pink bubbles bothering you!

but if you are i bet you have a lot of questions, right? right! but don’t worry because i'm here to help you out with all your questions about love and crushes and all that lovey-dovey gushy stuff!

doctor sora is here to help you with all things love! do you need some love advice? just ask me! i can help you out! give it a try!

[Legal disclaimer: Sora is not a liscenced doctor. But he'll try to help you out with your questions about love anyway! He won't even make you sign your name if you don't want to! Come at him for anything because what better than a Disney loverboy to answer your questions about LOOOOOVE? Solid advice is not guaranteed.]

Comments

[iracorn]

[No.]

It is, yes. But not everyone is as lucky to have such a relationship as you do.

Just, be mindful of that when giving advice.

[iracorn]

Yes, this is Sora.

I'm very lucky that they are so eager.

[And it's going to drive him to retirement.]

[beshackled]

And they are surely lucky to have someone of your wisdom to help them learn, ere they stumble into the more difficult matters of the heart unawares.

[your_best_friend]

I mean, my current state of being is anything but natural. I have no SOUL.

sender: hiyori

[wwtd]

[ this sounds like a scam but, at this point, she's so desperate. ]

Please, doctor, how do I stop the sneezing?

[oathkeeper]

i know this is going to sound pretty harsh but i feel like it's the best treatment for this kind of condition.

i am prescribing you 100 ccs of loving yourself first before trying to love anything or anyone else.

[oathkeeper]

oh noo!! are you sneezing a lot? tell me how often you've been sneezing! what colours pop out??

[wwtd]

Yes! A lot!! More than I do when I have a cold! And I've tried everything. Every cold remedy I can think of but I have no other symptoms besides the sneezing so I don't think it's a cold?

Mostly white. Sometimes pink. Do they mean something?

[your_best_friend]

It's kinda hard to do that if one is unable to feel any type of emotion. At all.

But, let's say someone's trying to form their own version of emotions. How would little old me go about giving my own version of 100ccs of loving myself?

sender: Ferran

[noblegarnet]

lol. lmao, even

[it's a little cringe to write these things down on paper, but honestly? worth it.]

Sender: Aerith Gainsborough

[inheritedearth]

Wow, Sora, I had no idea you were a doctor!

[Obviously, he isn't really, but this is too fun not to play along with.]

Does this mean you have pink bubbles following you around, too?

Sender: Nico di Angelo

[refantasma]

why are you doing this?

[skyglider]

[... Oh. Wow. He wasn't expecting that to actually be useful. I mean, he could have used those words in particular several months ago, but-- hey. Still.]

Ah. I wasn't expecting that to be so practical.

[wow]

[oathkeeper]

don't worry, ira! i will!

weirdly enough a lot people wanna hear about me and vanitas so far!

but what about you? anyone catch your eye lately?

[oathkeeper]

haha i'm probably a little young for that yeah! but i wouldn't say no to getting married! that would be pretty cool

you can give all sorts of gifts! chocolates, flowers, cute stuffed animals! anything you think they might like, i guess! and to be someone's valentines means that you're their special person for that day! i guess that can be everyday though!

[oathkeeper]

yeah? do you have someone special you think about?

as for me, my boyfriend vanitas and me have been dating for a long time. he's always on my mind! and no matter what happens, through the hard times and good times, we always love each other! kind of like a soulmate, you know?

[oathkeeper]

you know i guess i gotta ask if you actually want my help with an answer or if you're just telling me this?

[oathkeeper]

[He's laughing!!!]

then maybe you gotta find someone who's got the same kind of heart as you! maybe like marrying a nice ghost!

[oathkeeper]

[Wow, he's really trying to be a love doctor! Get your kisses, Link!]

huh ahah really? i am pretty good at this you know! i'm a real doctor.

[oathkeeper]

okay don't worry, we'll get to the bottom of this! if it's only sneezing i'm pretty sure that you're not too sick!

you're just a little love sick! you might have a whole crush! is there anyone you think about a lot?

[oathkeeper]

FERRAN THIS IS SERIOUS I MEAN IT

[oathkeeper]

yeah! i've been an expert forever! i bet you're impressed!

[Please be impressed by him!]

and yup, i do have some pink bubbles following me around! how about you?

Sender: Malon

[ranchgirl]

[ On the one hand, "love doctor" sounds pretty suspicious... On the other hand, Malon does have a question that's been on her mind for a few weeks now... And then on the third hand, she kinda doesn't want to bring it up where anyone can read it. ]

Isn't this too public for a doctor to be asking these kinds of questions?

[ What about doctor-patient confidentiality, Sora? ]

[oathkeeper]

why not?? don't you ever wonder about stuff or want to ask someone for advice?

[book2thehead]

Well, some say marriage is just a show of commitment to one another, so age doesn't need to be a factor! How old are you, anyway?

I see... So technically if you already have a romantic partner, they're probably also going to be your valentine. Is that right?