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PRESS ▲ TO SORA ([personal profile] oathkeeper) wrote in [community profile] dreamcrystals2024-02-05 09:18 pm

[open] you strike a match that lights my heart on fire

Sender: Sora
To: Everyone
Subject: The doctor is in!

hey guys! it’s that time of the year again! love, flowers and chocolates! i hope you're not sneezing a lot! or have a bunch of pink bubbles bothering you!

but if you are i bet you have a lot of questions, right? right! but don’t worry because i'm here to help you out with all your questions about love and crushes and all that lovey-dovey gushy stuff!

doctor sora is here to help you with all things love! do you need some love advice? just ask me! i can help you out! give it a try!


[Legal disclaimer: Sora is not a liscenced doctor. But he'll try to help you out with your questions about love anyway! He won't even make you sign your name if you don't want to! Come at him for anything because what better than a Disney loverboy to answer your questions about LOOOOOVE? Solid advice is not guaranteed.]
noblegarnet: (r: :3)

sender: Ferran

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2024-02-07 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
lol. lmao, even

[it's a little cringe to write these things down on paper, but honestly? worth it.]
Edited (yea it's him) 2024-02-07 08:01 (UTC)
noblegarnet: (i: hee hee)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2024-02-07 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh Ferran is sure he means it.]

How many people have you dated, Sora?
noblegarnet: (f: is that it?)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2024-02-10 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
It is when you're trying to come off as an expert in "all things love." Even your one is agreeing with me.

Have you ever had someone admit to a crush on you that you had to turn down? And obviously you haven't ever had to figure out a breakup without it ruining the friendship. Come on.
noblegarnet: (i: well...)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2024-02-18 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, he seems like the authority on that to me.

[If Vanitas can't say whether Sora's an expert, who can??]

Sure I have. It could get a little hectic around Valentine's. I had to break up a fight once.

[He has... significantly mixed feelings about now knowing that he's had subconscious charming magic since he was 13, but it sure explains some things.]
noblegarnet: (f: sigh of long suffering)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2024-02-19 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just concerned about your patients, Doctor. You could get sued for love malpractice, you know.

[or like, punched, if someone takes his advice and it goes poorly. But fine, here's your tea:]

It felt crazy at the time, but it wasn't that complicated. A couple of girls came to my locker at the same time to try to catch me, I guess, and by the time I got there, there was a crowd and the two were yelling and pulling each other's hair. It kind of felt like trying to disarm a bomb, honestly.

[Teenage feelings are so delicate.]
noblegarnet: (i: well...)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2024-02-28 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, Sora. [that's a bit extreme but ok ferran]

Physically they were fine, as far as I could tell. But obviously I had to turn both of them down later, so they had to deal with that, I'm sure. I did what I could to break it to them gently.

[Partly so he didn't get his face broken. This was not something he asked for!!!]
noblegarnet: blinking man.gif (f: you did WHAT with the WHAT)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2024-02-29 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding? I wouldn't have lied about it anyway, but it would have ended way worse for me if I tried to string either of them along. Honesty was the easier option.

[He saw what they were capable of.]
noblegarnet: (g: kill me)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2024-02-29 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
High school girls can be terrifying.