backdated pre-dream

[legbreakings]

Sender: Jiang Cheng
To: Everyone
Subject: WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS

I have been very patient with these ridiculous clothes we have been forced into! They are terrible and constricting for doing anything in them and they are even more uncomfortable for sleeping, but I have been patient!

But every time I destroy one, it has been replaced with something WORSE

This one has LIGHTS and IT SINGS WHEN YOU TOUCH THE BELLY!

How do I make this stop?

[ There is a helpful picture attached to his complaint, though it is a little blurry and wobbly in places as he struggled to properly visualize onto the page the atrocity he saw in the mirror. It gets the point across anyway. This is a Christmas sweater depicting a jolly reindeer whose antlers are decorated with Christmas lights. As in, there are actual lights attached to the sweater. ]

Comments

[legbreakings]

No but it can't be worse than this one.

I'm going to sleep on my belly tonight and then we'll see how you like it.

[mannerless]

Terribly bold of you to assume your mouthy beast won't think you've caught something beneath you but need help in killing it.

[legbreakings]

Unlike you I like it when Blossom sleeps in my bed! But. Fine. It would be annoying if she gets excited and loud. That would wake up the ladybug too and then nobody will sleep.

But you deserve to be serenaded all night.

[mannerless]

A-Cheng, do you remember, there was a time once when our lives DIDN'T revolve around not waking the bug - whatever happened to that?

[legbreakings]

Which time do you mean? When the only risk was A-Niang catching us being up late? Or when you had left me and ran off with your Wens?

[mannerless]

Either one, I guess.



( then here comes a picture, much clearer than jiang cheng's own picture. )

Did you want it?

[legbreakings]

[Well this is better than expected after he had knee-jerk attacked like this. ]

Of course not! It's ugly! But as long as it doesn't sing