[OPEN] Childish anger intensifies

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Journal Text

[ Enjoy his cutesy comic sans like hand writing. ]



I. CAN'T. TAKE IT ANYMORE!

WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE VALUABLES IN THIS PLACE?! NOT A CENT. NOT A GRIMM. NOT A SINGLE MORSEL OF MONETARY VALUE.

HOWS ANYONE SUPPOSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS?!



I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Comments

[lonelysmiles]

A field, a wood...

...maybe even the Wasteland. Could be interesting, don't you think?

[masqueraid]

That's rough, buddy...
I'll have to remember never to ask him for a loan... thanks for the heads up.

[stupidmammon]

rght??? my life is sufferin' yo!

[multidisciplinary]

[ Zelda preens, unseen. Of course she's right. ]

Like home? Should I assume, then, that you are a skilled miner and refiner of precious ore?

[ How else is Mammon getting riches if not literally mining gold and smelting it himself? ]

[stupidmammon]

lmao.
i think you're thinking a little too highly of me now.

Nah, I just got odd jobs here an' there. Workin' as a waiter at a bunny themed resturaunt, workin' booths to sell stuff, any lil odd job like that.

[piromare]

yeah?

what's his name?

[stupidmammon]

His name is Satan~! You'd love him he's as fussy as you are.

[multidisciplinary]

[ "lmao?" Must be a word in Mammon's native language. Zelda will have to remember to ask what it means later (as well as how to pronounce it). ]

I am confident that I think the appropriate level of you, thank you. [ If those words were spoken, they would have come out sounding matter-of-factly. ]

I suppose employment, unusual or otherwise, comes back to initial problem of this world's lack of minted currency. Even if you were to find or establish a rabbit-themed eatery, you would only earn pay in fairy trinkets and other such nonsense.

[stupidmammon]

[ That was the most neutral of neutral comments and yet it still left Mammon feeling a little happy. Dang it, why are humans always so good at breaking past his tsundere shell?! ]

I really can't imagine a place like this wanting to have a bunch of boys walkin' around dressed in fancy outfits and bunny ears. But maybe fairy trinkets wouldn't be that bad of an aim...

[multidisciplinary]

[ Zelda's brand of politeness is so earnest that you just can't dislike it. ]

If there was demand for such an establishment in the Devildom, there may well be demand here as well. Though we all hail from different worlds, many of our number seem to share similar tastes in restaurants. Dreambucks is an excellent example.

[ Are you desperate enough for money to start a bunny-boy restaurant, Mammon? ]

[piromare]

[ ... ]

satan?
you mean that blonde guy who loves cats?

[ ...... ]

you know that makes a lot of sense.

[stupidmammon]

Wait are you onna his friends?

[stupidmammon]

Oh yeah. I guess dreambucks is kinda like that huh. I guess with all the fairies floatin' around I forgot that we could also join in and whatever.

[ he's got the attitude for it anyway. ]

[piromare]

wouldn't say that i'm a friend, but...
he was nice to me.

but yeah i guess he'd be the kind of guy that didn't care if you stole
as long it wasn't from him.
am i right?

[multidisciplinary]

Yes, it seems there are a number of entrepreneurially-minded dreamwalkers among us. The selection of wares in the marketplace has grown quite robust over the winter.

If you do elect to establish your own business, you could impose your own restrictions on what materials you are willing to accept in barter for food and service, such as payments in the form of gems or precious metals.

[ Flaunt it, Mammon! ]

[stupidmammon]

Actually yeah. How didya know??

[piromare]

go figure.

but okay.
you know i feel like even if i said not to steal
you probably would do it again
but...

i don't know.

ugh you're infuriating.

[stupidmammon]

Infuriating??? I think you misspelled Charming there.