[OPEN] Childish anger intensifies

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Journal Text

[ Enjoy his cutesy comic sans like hand writing. ]



I. CAN'T. TAKE IT ANYMORE!

WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE VALUABLES IN THIS PLACE?! NOT A CENT. NOT A GRIMM. NOT A SINGLE MORSEL OF MONETARY VALUE.

HOWS ANYONE SUPPOSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS?!



I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Comments

Sender: Satan

[angelbirth]

[ Wh--What does Mammon mean there's not a single Grimm? He literally tossed every single Grimm he poofed into this world with into Mammon's stupid Christmas stocking and for what? This stupid, ungrateful son of...! ]

Hey, Mammon. Where are you? My Christmas stocking was stuffed full of Grimm. I don't mind parting with it.

[ This isn't true at all, but if it means Mammon will tell him where he is so he can slam his journal into Mammon's face... ]

[stupidmammon]

Wait. Seriously?? How come I didn't even sense any grimm in your stocking?? Man I really hate how this place keeps messin' with me!

[angelbirth]

Maybe your senses would be working better if you practiced dreamotion.

[ But more importantly: ]

So? Do you want the Grimm or not? Where are you?

[stupidmammon]

Practicin' dreamotion is such a pain in the ass though.[ SIIIIIIIGh ]

But yes pls~!! I'm in the livin' room! Hehee~ I knew you were my favorite brother for a reason~!

Sender: Ichiban Kasuga

[rpgminded]

Is it really that bad? I kinda like that you don't really have to think too much about money being here.

[stupidmammon]

Is it really that bad?
IS IT REALLY THAT BAD??

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS IT REALLY THAT BAD?! OF COURSE IT'S BAD! I FEEL LIKE I'M GOIN' THROUGH WITHDRAWL HERE

[rpgminded]

[Bruh, what.]

Money withdrawal? Do you swim in a pool of it or something? We can get a lot of things here if we just work for them.

[stupidmammon]

Maaaaan I wish! If we're bein' honest here I'm broke half the time.

Sender: Alastor

[lonelysmiles]

[Alastor is having a good laugh at your expense, Mammon. And he's gonna be a little shit-stirrer.]

You know, I heard rumors that the crystals that power things around here are quite rare and valuable...

[stupidmammon]

[ alastor nooo ]

Wait.

Are you bein' for real right now?

[lonelysmiles]

[Alastor yes.]

You haven't noticed people discussing those crystals? True, not many seem to discuss them, but there was some information not too long ago about them not being the same as the crystals found in the local mine.

[stupidmammon]

Wait, you ain't talkin' abut the crystals we hadta use for those dumb who people, are ya? Cause I already tried to take some of 'em home and Satan wouldn't let me.

[voidbug]

[VERY CONFUSED.]

Is that bad?

[stupidmammon]

Bad??? It's terrible!

[voidbug]

Is it?

[stupidmammon]

YES! How am I supposed to enjoy all of the values if I ain't have the values to enjoy! It makes no sense!

Sender: Zelda

[multidisciplinary]

Well of course there are no items of monetary value. There is no currency system in Reverein.

[stupidmammon]

I know! That's the problem!

[multidisciplinary]

Why? The barter system seems to work well.

sender: REN AMAMIYA

[masqueraid]

Maybe the real valuables were the friends we made along the way?

[stupidmammon]

That's stupid, I don't even have friends here so I'm still screwed!

[masqueraid]

Wait... for real?
There has to be someone you've been friendly with...

( he hopes??? regardless, though— )

What do you want money for, anyway? Most things are taken care of.

sender: lio

[piromare]

I knew it.

hes in trouble

[stupidmammon]

knew what?

oh he is in something

[piromare]

You're a thief.