[OPEN] Childish anger intensifies

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Journal Text

[ Enjoy his cutesy comic sans like hand writing. ]



I. CAN'T. TAKE IT ANYMORE!

WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE VALUABLES IN THIS PLACE?! NOT A CENT. NOT A GRIMM. NOT A SINGLE MORSEL OF MONETARY VALUE.

HOWS ANYONE SUPPOSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS?!



I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Comments

Sender: Ichiban Kasuga

[rpgminded]

Is it really that bad? I kinda like that you don't really have to think too much about money being here.

[stupidmammon]

Is it really that bad?
IS IT REALLY THAT BAD??

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS IT REALLY THAT BAD?! OF COURSE IT'S BAD! I FEEL LIKE I'M GOIN' THROUGH WITHDRAWL HERE

[rpgminded]

[Bruh, what.]

Money withdrawal? Do you swim in a pool of it or something? We can get a lot of things here if we just work for them.

[stupidmammon]

Maaaaan I wish! If we're bein' honest here I'm broke half the time.

[rpgminded]

You know swimming in yen is probably painful anyway.

[Take it from a guy who takes out a wad of bills to slap people in the face at times.]

Well look at it this way then - you can't really go broke here. You can only go up! What did you use your money on?

[stupidmammon]

What you mean like back home? Mostly on myself, like new clothes, cool shades, demonus. But most of the time my money went straight to these evil witches.

[rpgminded]

Cool shades and new clothes I can understand, but what are demonus? By 'evil witches' did you mean you had evil stepmoms or something?

[stupidmammon]

Oh right, I forget you guys prolly ain't ever heard of it before. It's special alcohol in the devildom, but it only really affects demons. An' no, they're the real deal.

[rpgminded]

So clothes, booze and nice shades - yeah I can respect that. And your a demon, huh? As long as you're not the evil asshole type, then that's cool with me.

I'm Ichiban Kasuga, nice to meet Mammon-san.

[stupidmammon]

What you mean like the creepy posessin' kind or the 'imma seduce ya til you crumble' kind? I ain't either so you ain't gotta worry but now I'm curious.

I'm The Great Mammon~, but just Mammon is fine too I guess.

[rpgminded]

I mean, sure know a bunch of guys who would be perfectly fine dying by seducing demons kind. I mean more like 'take over the world, hate all humans' kind. The type you'd find in a video game, really.

How about the G Mammon-san?

[Ichiban, no.]

[stupidmammon]

Lmaoo you sound just like my younger brother Levi with all that video game talk. nah we ain't about world domination or anything. Just livin' our lives after fallin' from grace so to speak.

G Mammon~ hehe I like that