[OPEN] Childish anger intensifies

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Journal Text

[ Enjoy his cutesy comic sans like hand writing. ]



I. CAN'T. TAKE IT ANYMORE!

WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE VALUABLES IN THIS PLACE?! NOT A CENT. NOT A GRIMM. NOT A SINGLE MORSEL OF MONETARY VALUE.

HOWS ANYONE SUPPOSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS?!



I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Comments

[masqueraid]

The cool one? Hmm.

...

Are you sure?

[stupidmammon]

[ . . . ]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?

[masqueraid]

Ah, heh. Just a question. I guess you sound pretty sure, so.
Maybe some people are just... feeling intimidated, then.

You're not in the habit of trying to shake anyone down for money, are you?

[stupidmammon]

Nah. I mean usually back home I steal from my brothers, but those plans don't usually work anyway. Half the time Lucifer's stringin' me up from the ceiling when he finds out.

[masqueraid]

( all right, so now he's got the mental image of the lucifer he knows, stringing someone up... and, frankly: )

That sounds terrifying... He really goes that far?
I shouldn't be surprised he has it in him...

[stupidmammon]

All the time! He even sends me off to go get tortured by cerberus when he's real pissy!

[masqueraid]

That's rough, buddy...
I'll have to remember never to ask him for a loan... thanks for the heads up.

[stupidmammon]

rght??? my life is sufferin' yo!