third entry ⊗ anonymous: dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Sender: Anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone EXCEPT TIFA
Subject: Dating Advice

Requesting dating advice.

[ooc: yep that's it that's the post, and it is anonymous! Eustace also can't believe he's doing this but boy he needs it. Those who respond can either be anonymous or have their handle visible. Threads are also completely open to anyone so they can see responses. Eustace's responses will be anon by default (don't make me put the label every time please—)]

Comments

Sender: Zidane

[tantailizing]

I mean, casual 'smooching' is a thing.

[darkcharge]

It better well not be in this case.

[tantailizing]

Nah, I doubt it is in this instant. It's too direct.

[darkcharge]

I meant don't go putting ideas in Sora's head.

[tantailizing]

Oooooh.

Well, doesn't sound like it's anything new to him.

[oathkeeper]

yeah something tells me this isn't that sort of thing! haha!

[tantailizing]

It's not, sounds serious. Time to get the candles and roses.

[oathkeeper]

depending on how serious we might need to bust out the wedding bells!

[tantailizing]

Great! Dibs on being a wedding planner!

[No dibs Zidane, this is serious!]

[flamekthunder]

[He wants to say something SO BADLY RIGHT NOW but it would out him so he's just. Going to ignore it.

as if Zidane hasn't already figured him out upthread]

[oathkeeper]

Ahah! Sure! I'll be the wedding planner assistant! I'll run all the errands!

[They'll have a whole crew!]

[tantailizing]

Great! We'll have to look at indoor and outdoor venues!

[oathkeeper]

yeah! since it's pretty much spring it should be easy pickings!

[Weddings, free real estate!]

[tantailizing]

Oh yeah! And I bet after everything, a wedding would be something to boost spirits!

[oathkeeper]

that's for sure! what kind of wedding do you think they'll want?

[Boys, don't get ahead of yourselves...]

[tantailizing]

I almost feel like an outdoor one.

[They can imagine small details...]

[oathkeeper]

with a ton of flowers and food!! and music!

[tantailizing]

Heck yeah! But, we should keep in mind the invite list. They might want a smaller, private celebration.

[oathkeeper]

awww really? you don't think we should invite the whole town?

[He's like- maybe- joking.]

[tantailizing]

It's too bad, but that much has to be chosen by the happy couple.

[oathkeeper]

awww i guess so.

i hope they have a great time together up until the wedding at least! i'm gonna cheer them on!

[flamekthunder]

[okay he can't stay silent anymore.]

Don't.

[Sure this could be a joke. But it's also Zidane involved. There's a non-zero chance he would actually try to do something.]

[tantailizing]

Why not? You'd have everything all prepared for a future ceremony if you're that serious.

[flamekthunder]

It's unnecessary.

Regardless whether you're joking or not, stop. I won't repeat myself.

[tantailizing]

Fine, if you say so.

[... He's got another journal for that.]