third entry ⊗ anonymous: dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Sender: Anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone EXCEPT TIFA
Subject: Dating Advice

Requesting dating advice.

[ooc: yep that's it that's the post, and it is anonymous! Eustace also can't believe he's doing this but boy he needs it. Those who respond can either be anonymous or have their handle visible. Threads are also completely open to anyone so they can see responses. Eustace's responses will be anon by default (don't make me put the label every time please—)]

Comments

[flamekthunder]

What you say does make sense, and it aligns more with my philosophies as well.

That leaves a different question. What can be done in this world? Given that it's a still developing town, there aren't a lot of places that seem suitable, even for a stereotypical date.

[It's not like they have to, but having options does help at least. Even if he was feeling fancy to take her out for a nice dinner the options are a little...]

[stupidmammon]

Hell if I know. I mean lookin' at the stars together could be romantic and junk, but with the moon ya know... might not have the same affect.

[flamekthunder]

[....Stars...]

No, but it does give me an idea.

[stupidmammon]

See? Ya just gotta think outside the box. Man I'm good at this.

[flamekthunder]

Are you always giving out advice?

[stupidmammon]

All the time, though no one ever listens. [ Not even himself. ]

[flamekthunder]

...This isn't helping with your credibility.

[Though. He can't deny that what's he said so far seems fairly legit??? He can't see anything wrong with it, anyway...]

Why don't they?

[stupidmammon]

I dunno if you have any siblings, but younger siblings are a pain in the ass and never wanna listen to the older siblings.

[flamekthunder]

[...Ah.]

Maybe if they respected you more.

[stupidmammon]

Ouch. What a critical hit.

[flamekthunder]

Take it from experience.

But if it's any condolences, I'll be taking your advice. I don't see anything wrong with it, at least. And if something goes wrong, I'll know who to blame.

[stupidmammon]

If anything goes wrong you only have yourself to blame. I ain't the one on the date, you are.

[flamekthunder]

[Hah. That actually gets a small grin out of him.]

True.

[stupidmammon]

So don't screw it up with your date, yeah?

[flamekthunder]

I may have said it in jest, but it's likely impossible. At least, not enough to ruin it.

[Confident? Adequately so. But he'll allow for unforeseen disturbances and any mistakes on his part.

Otherwise he is totally perfect and can do everything well when he puts his mind to it—]

[stupidmammon]

Aren't you, Mr. Confident. Enjoy your date then~