third entry ⊗ anonymous: dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Sender: Anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone EXCEPT TIFA
Subject: Dating Advice

Requesting dating advice.

[ooc: yep that's it that's the post, and it is anonymous! Eustace also can't believe he's doing this but boy he needs it. Those who respond can either be anonymous or have their handle visible. Threads are also completely open to anyone so they can see responses. Eustace's responses will be anon by default (don't make me put the label every time please—)]

Comments

[flamekthunder]

[—WELL HE'S DONE BOTH so he's on track so far???]

Anything I should NOT do?

[indolentaxe]

[She takes a moment to think on that. In particular, she thinks of those among her classmates who try waaaaaay too hard when it comes to the fairer sex.]

Just don't be weird about it. Don't make creepy passes at her that she clearly doesn't want, and don't spend all of your time together talking about how amazing you are. Oh, and don't tell her that you think she would be a great bride because of how noble she is or whatever. That's usually pretty off-putting.

[Thanks, Sylvain and Lorenz, for the examples of What Not To Do.]

Honestly? I think with all the advice you've gotten here you're going to do great. ♥ You'll tell us how the date goes, right?

[flamekthunder]

It sounds like you've witnessed a lot. Fortunately there's risk of me making a fool of myself like that.

[Who...would even... No. At least he's safe from that.

As to her question—]

No.

[indolentaxe]

Oh come on! It's the least you can do after all the help we've given you!

[Hilda... this post is anonymous for a reason.....]

[flamekthunder]

I'm sure you'll be able to notice if a date goes well or not.

[With the whole emotions thing.

If she ever sees a couple being all sunshine and rainbows or have a heavy cloud over them, she can just guess it's them—]

[indolentaxe]

A date, yes. But I won't know if it's your date!

[Don't hold out on her!!!]

[flamekthunder]

Then you'd figure out who I am.

[Holds out foreeeevvveeeer.]

[indolentaxe]

Yes, and?

[She wants to know who you are, random stranger!!]

[flamekthunder]

Good luck with that.

[indolentaxe]

:(

[Hilda doesn't expect a reply, and doesn't plan on dragging this out further, but she wants her displeasure known.]