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dreamcrystals2022-04-26 06:52 pm
angelbirth) wrote in dreamcrystals2022-04-26 06:52 pm
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Journal 📚 Cats & Volunteers 🐈
Sender: Satan
To: Everyone
Subject: Cats & Volunteers
[ In a handwriting that balances on a fine line between neat and messy, the following is written: ]
Hello.
I have two distinctly separate requests, and I urge you to remember that these are separate when you read this.
Firstly, I am looking for a cat. One with a particularly charming button nose, splendid toe beans, and a mewl that could pawsitively melt any heart. While I understand that describes virtually all felines, I thought I'd see if anyone had seen such a cat around.
Secondly—and separately—I am looking for volunteers to participate in a research study. An exceptional candidate would be sturdy and healthy, even better if the candidate has experience overcoming various poisons and toxins. There are risks, such as loss of life, but ideally my research and my own magic-slash-dreamotion energy would prevent death. So ultimately, the risk is minimal. Most likely. Please let me know if you'd be willing to volunteer.
To: Everyone
Subject: Cats & Volunteers
[ In a handwriting that balances on a fine line between neat and messy, the following is written: ]
Hello.
I have two distinctly separate requests, and I urge you to remember that these are separate when you read this.
Firstly, I am looking for a cat. One with a particularly charming button nose, splendid toe beans, and a mewl that could pawsitively melt any heart. While I understand that describes virtually all felines, I thought I'd see if anyone had seen such a cat around.
Secondly—and separately—I am looking for volunteers to participate in a research study. An exceptional candidate would be sturdy and healthy, even better if the candidate has experience overcoming various poisons and toxins. There are risks, such as loss of life, but ideally my research and my own magic-slash-dreamotion energy would prevent death. So ultimately, the risk is minimal. Most likely. Please let me know if you'd be willing to volunteer.
Sender: Zhao
No seriously, why studying poisons? You branching out into a career or some shit?
no subject
[ He won't lie, though. He appreciates the sentiment regardless of whether or not Zhao was serious! ]
In order to understand antidotes, you need to understand the poison they're meant to cure. In general. I guess you could get by with only half-understanding it if you're some kind of prodigy.
[ Satan is reminded that apples are often used as a vessel for poisons in human fantasy stories. Apples... apple pie... ZHAO. ]
Willing to volunteer? Or know someone who might be a good fit?
no subject
Also, I just finished your pie so if you want to pick it up...
no subject
Did you truly make a pie? From scratch?
no subject
And I did. Took a few tries, but my roomie Toge got to enjoy all the not quite right versions. So maybe I'll stop on by with the finished product.