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dreamcrystals2022-04-26 06:52 pm
angelbirth) wrote in dreamcrystals2022-04-26 06:52 pm
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Journal 📚 Cats & Volunteers 🐈
Sender: Satan
To: Everyone
Subject: Cats & Volunteers
[ In a handwriting that balances on a fine line between neat and messy, the following is written: ]
Hello.
I have two distinctly separate requests, and I urge you to remember that these are separate when you read this.
Firstly, I am looking for a cat. One with a particularly charming button nose, splendid toe beans, and a mewl that could pawsitively melt any heart. While I understand that describes virtually all felines, I thought I'd see if anyone had seen such a cat around.
Secondly—and separately—I am looking for volunteers to participate in a research study. An exceptional candidate would be sturdy and healthy, even better if the candidate has experience overcoming various poisons and toxins. There are risks, such as loss of life, but ideally my research and my own magic-slash-dreamotion energy would prevent death. So ultimately, the risk is minimal. Most likely. Please let me know if you'd be willing to volunteer.
To: Everyone
Subject: Cats & Volunteers
[ In a handwriting that balances on a fine line between neat and messy, the following is written: ]
Hello.
I have two distinctly separate requests, and I urge you to remember that these are separate when you read this.
Firstly, I am looking for a cat. One with a particularly charming button nose, splendid toe beans, and a mewl that could pawsitively melt any heart. While I understand that describes virtually all felines, I thought I'd see if anyone had seen such a cat around.
Secondly—and separately—I am looking for volunteers to participate in a research study. An exceptional candidate would be sturdy and healthy, even better if the candidate has experience overcoming various poisons and toxins. There are risks, such as loss of life, but ideally my research and my own magic-slash-dreamotion energy would prevent death. So ultimately, the risk is minimal. Most likely. Please let me know if you'd be willing to volunteer.
no subject
Sounds easy enough.
Although you can't bring them over until you you actually owe me a favor. I'd rather not rack up a debt to you.
no subject
Shame! I do so love showing off my mother's recipes, but if you insist on waiting, I suppose there's nothing to be done about it!
no subject
I can wait. As good as it sounds, and as much as I'm in the mood for sweets now, my limit is a debt of one favor or act of kindness per individual.
no subject
Well then, I look forward to whatever it is you whip up in this case!
[And he might be a cruel bastard and whip up a small batch of beignets to have cooling when you show up. Look, he needs something to go with his coffee and watching you suffer with the smell of fresh-baked beignets in your nose will go nicely with it.]