Kachiiing 002

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: All
Subject: Inquiring minds would like to know


So uh. Hypothetically speakin' here.

Lets say somethin' appeared from home. Like oh i dunno some type of alcohol ya really love or somethin, right?

Hypothetically, do ya'll know a way to like replicate it here? Is that possible?


Us curious types are always wantin' to search out all knowledge and what not, ya know~?

Comments

Sender: Alastor

[lonelysmiles]

I'm afraid the only ways I know to make quality alcohol are the old-fashioned way.

Well, and a little moonshine, but that's hardly quality.

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

[stupidmammon]

If I were closer to bein' that desperate, i'd take you up on that offer. Hypothetically that is.

But my taste is a bit more classy right now.

[ Classy, as if thats possible when he wants to get absolutely drunk. ]

[lonelysmiles]

Am I to assume that you actually have acquired some liquor?

[Too bad he doesn't have his conjuration powers here. He could whip up a whole bar in a matter of moments.]

[stupidmammon]

I miiiiight have. And it's the good stuff too.

sender: Ferran

[noblegarnet]

[Ferran takes a look at this post, which is practically tailor-made for his particular magic, and initially decides, nah.

But then he gets to thinking, and picks his journal back up.]

What's it worth to you?

[Let's be real, there are no hypotheticals here.]

[stupidmammon]

[ Yeaaaah, he really should have expected a reply like this. It's something he would do as well if he had the chance to. It's like he's talking to himself here, and he hates it.

But also? he respects it. ]

Alright Alright, I know how these things go. Ya want somethin' in return dontcha

[noblegarnet]

Obviously. You're asking for someone to use time and effort on something that could be spent elsewhere.

[Ferran is a generous soul... but mostly for his friends, or for the essentials. His time as a Fae taught him to appreciate a good deal.]

So what do you have to offer?

[stupidmammon]

If ya want cash, I'm completely out of luck because I ain't got a single coin that could be used.

[ But... this place was full of people needing help with this and that, right? ]

But what I can offer ya are my services~ I'm somethin' of a jack of all trades as they call it.

Sender: Zhao

[seemagicshit]

Not quite sure how to replicate it and damn if I'm trying to find out.

What kind is it?

[stupidmammon]

It's called Demonus. It's an alcohol in the devildom that affects everyone except for humans.

[seemagicshit]

WHAT

You mean if you could make it, I could drink it and not get a buzz? Hard pass.

But it'll knock you on your ass?

[stupidmammon]

Absolutely would knock me right on my ass. tastes so good too.

Sender: Satan

[angelbirth]

Hey, big bro.

[ IMMEDIATELY WHIPPING OUT THE BIG BRO. ]

What are you going to do if you're not able to find a way to replicate it?

[ Read: You're going to share it with me, right? ]

[stupidmammon]

[ O-Oh no... he's weak to big bro ]

We'd have to chug it all down and have one hell of a night ya know?

[angelbirth]

[ Good. "We'd." So he'll be getting some after all. ]

What is it? White wine? Red wine? Demonus? And how did you even get your hands on it?

[stupidmammon]

Demonus! Some of the stuff kept in the house! I made a wish with onna those baubles I got just to see if it'd work an' I woke up with demonus by my bed.

sender: Ace

[donfire]

Ferment whatever fruits or flowers you think it has in it!

[stupidmammon]

Do I look like some kinda booze magician???

[donfire]

I don't know what you look like!!!!!!

Sender: General Nuadha

[burnttoashes]

You have an example of it here?

[stupidmammon]

I might have been blessed by the wishing well recently.

[burnttoashes]

I could exoflect more if you'd allow me to examine it. I just need to be able to analyze its properties before I can recreate it.

But I can only make a small amount at a time. Probably no more than a single container to start with. Would that be suitable?

sender: REN AMAMIYA

[masqueraid]

Hmm.
Sounds like whatever it is, you're really into it.

What makes it so special compared to other drinks?

pls forgive the late reply!

[stupidmammon]

Cause it's like one of the very few drinks that really get those like me drunk~ An' it tastes delicious. Think of the best sweet drink you ever had an' this is even better.

no me, im so sorry ;;

[masqueraid]

So it's sweet, then? Most of the patrons at the bar are cringing when they drink the stuff Lala serves— can it really be that potent if you can't even taste the booze?

What do you call a drink like that?