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[nulland]

Sender: Rob
To: Everyone
Subject: The Listing

SEEKING: Nemesis
DUTIES: Wronging me, barely thwarting evil plans
HOURS: Varies
PAY: Oh, you will
BENEFITS: You'll be the hero
PRIOR EXPERIENCE: Not necessary. Being easy to hate a plus.

To apply, please contact Rob at here

[ooc: I'm personally not actually looking for him to get a nemesis, so feel free to talk him out of it! But I'll go with it if you don't.]

Comments

[judicialassistant]

. . . Thank you, I think.

[ Said rather dryly. Please don't hate her forever. ]

Sometimes you must insert yourself into others' problems to get to the truth, and to find the solution. Though I admit... your problem may take me a bit longer to understand.

[ Normally this would bother her, being "stumped," but hey, that fizzy drink is working on her too. ]

[nulland]

[You'd have to be full Gumball for that, should be pretty safe.]

There's also just asking and leaving people alone outside of that.

I know, it's weird. Just like everything else about me and the place I'm from. [Shrug.] That's just how it is. I'm pretty sure they market Elmore for that on travel ads.