~*~second entry~*~

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Sender: Mei Lee
To: Everyone
Subject: An Observation???

okay so i've been here a while now and i've noticed something

i don't know the exact process of how the gods or people or whatever here pick people to help out

i don't know if it's completely random or an intricate process to determine who helps out but lately i've been leaning towards the latter for two reasons

one, i haven't met a single jerk or bully or even rude person here which is legit amazing and awesome BUT

SECOND

IS IT JUST MY IMAGINATION OR IS EVERYONE HERE LIKE INSANELY RIDICIOUSLY GOOD LOOKING

REALLY THO

ALL THE ADULTS COULD BE SUPER-MODELS AND ALL THE KIDS COULD BE LIKE THOSE ON HIGH SCHOOL DRAMAS ON TV

i mean this is doing wonders for my own self-confidence regarding my looks but FOR REAL I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE THIS

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE HAS NOTICED THIS

Comments

[angelbirth]

[ Mei thinks all demons are cuddle-bug-bros and Satan is beginning to think that all humans are otakus. ]

A tsundere demon. Remember that.

Please read these words carefully: you are a small, delicate, fragile human. You really need to work on your self-preservation skills. I worry for you.

[ Wait. He got too impassioned and wrote a little too honestly. Whoops. ]

I don't want you to feel like you're walking on eggshells around the people here, but just because someone is hot or has cute, fluffy deer ears doesn't mean they're safe.

[ WAIT. This feels worse. ]

[stillarhino]

im still thinking about what u said though about everyone tho
aint really noticed anything but i aint really the sharpest tool in the room either u know

[nulland]

Because my body was completely disfigured a while ago. I'm definitely not in a high school drama.

[stupidmammon]

I think it's just somethin' you're gonna have to grow into ya know? You're still growin' ya know an' ya can't force it all out at once.

sender: noe

[archivists]

[ He could fill the whole paper with questions, but that might be too overwhelming. There are too many words he doesn't even understand, so Noé decides to start asking about the most confusing one, hoping that it'll help him understand and answer Mei. ]

I can't answer your question just yet, I'm sorry.
What is a TV?

[itsgunnabe_mei]

satan you're starting to sound a little tsun tsun dere dere yourself there

[ there's no camera function but you know full well she's pulling a :3 face ]

[itsgunnabe_mei]

nah so far it looks like i'm the only one who thinks this way

so i pretty much embarrassed myself in front of everyone for nothing

go me

[itsgunnabe_mei]

disfigurements totally happen in high school dramas!

[ mei takes a moment to realize that is. not the point. ]

we should totally meet up anyway!

[itsgunnabe_mei]

boooo

i mean i get it, totally understandable, all a process of growing up and i can't rush it

but still

booooooooooooo

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ hoo boy. she can tell right off the bat this is going to be an ordeal. ]

okay so do you know like plays and theater and opera and stuff? imagine being able to show that to everyone everywhere anytime

[stillarhino]

whats there to be embarrassed about
you just complimented a whole buncha people
they should at least appreciate that

[Let's not count our own escapade, shall we.]

[angelbirth]

[ P L E A S E. ]

Do you want to learn magic or not?

[ He's making an effort to focus on that topic instead to minimize his embarrassment. ]

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ awww! beat! you are the best! she does wind up smiling at that, and even hugs her journal, not that he can see either. ]

okay, you got me, now i'm feeling better. i do like giving out compliments!!!

[itsgunnabe_mei]

yes professor! take me under your wing and teach me everything you know!

[ nyahahahaha~ she's definitely gunna tell mammon about this, if he doesn't read this on her own. ]

[angelbirth]

[ TRAITOR. ]

Are you sure? My brothers say I'm a very strict tutor.

[keystaff]

I figure that might at least be one way I can help. Delivering packages.

Tomoyo-chan says that too. How cute I am.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ listen she gets to help mammon tease, satan gets furry hugs, everybody wins ]

I wouldn't want anything less! don't show me any mercy!

[angelbirth]

Excellent. That's my favorite kind of teaching style.

[ ...Hopefully Mei doesn't regret her choice here. ]

I'll show you the basics that will help you with any branch of magic. What have you been able to do with your dreamotion energy so far?

[ Since it doesn't sound like her panda form is part of it. ]

[nulland]

Yeah, the thing about those is they usually have to look normal before that happens.

[Pause.]

Why?

[Mr. Social Skills is doing great here! He honestly doesn't get it, at least.]

[stillarhino]

and you basically got all of reverein with that one
id call that a win for you red

[itsgunnabe_mei]

then i want you to say it! Say "I am cute!"

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ she's got an Education Mama, she knows no fear. ]

technically nothing

i've been kind of afraid to use it

[itsgunnabe_mei]

how am i supposed to believe you if i don't see you for myself?

[itsgunnabe_mei]

i'm red all right, you're gunna make me blush!

all right! i'll just be that much more honest when i talk to people! i'll tell them right away that they're good looking, that's sure to make people smile!

[ surely that can never go wrong! ]

[angelbirth]

[ In all fairness, his brothers don't exactly have a drive to better their education. ]

I see.

Is there any particular reason?