~*~second entry~*~

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Sender: Mei Lee
To: Everyone
Subject: An Observation???

okay so i've been here a while now and i've noticed something

i don't know the exact process of how the gods or people or whatever here pick people to help out

i don't know if it's completely random or an intricate process to determine who helps out but lately i've been leaning towards the latter for two reasons

one, i haven't met a single jerk or bully or even rude person here which is legit amazing and awesome BUT

SECOND

IS IT JUST MY IMAGINATION OR IS EVERYONE HERE LIKE INSANELY RIDICIOUSLY GOOD LOOKING

REALLY THO

ALL THE ADULTS COULD BE SUPER-MODELS AND ALL THE KIDS COULD BE LIKE THOSE ON HIGH SCHOOL DRAMAS ON TV

i mean this is doing wonders for my own self-confidence regarding my looks but FOR REAL I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE THIS

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE HAS NOTICED THIS

Comments

[recreator]

Never? Is it some sort of societal taboo where you're from to invite others into your own home? (Although that much I can certainly understand.)

Still. If you desire to be rid of this weakness of yours, perhaps we should schedule a nice, relaxing tea break at Dreambucks. Although I can't speak to your own tastes, I've a number of friends who may be willing to lend a hand. Or some kinds words, as it were.

I have it on good authority that they are also quite lovely to look upon.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

kind of? i mean i know other kids who can have boys and girls over their places whenever they want. but my mom is kind of strict about it??? she doesn't even like the friends i do have. it's complicated.

... wait you're willing to set me up on coffee dates to help me out?

DUDE YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST, I OWE YOU AN ORGAN

[recreator]

Ah, a traditionalist. I see, I see. 'Tis always difficult when family members fail to see things eye-to-eye.

Yet I rather think you misunderstand. I am not "setting you up" with anyone, merely providing an opportunity for you to get over your little ailment. And also tea. Because I have been busy in meetings with the theatre house for a week straight and could use an excuse to relax.

And for what it's worth: you may consider me your chaperone for this affair, seeing as I'm both far too old and far too tired to serve as anything else.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ all that mei hears in her mind is COFFEE DATE COFFEE DATE COFFEE DATE - ]

Thank you thank you thank you thank you! I'll totally wipe my schedule open so I can do this whenever!!!!

[recreator]

[Emet-Selch; Sorceror of Eld, Founding Father, Third Seat, Paragon, Unsundered, Architect of Nations... just what have you set in motion this time? ...Even he isn't altogether certain. For all his many years of life, one thing even he can scarce comprehend is how a young teenage mind works. Particularly a young female teenage mind. Weeellll there's no use fretting over it. Yes. Perhaps he has made a minor error.]

Yes, well.



Do remember that this is a social exercise. Now if you will allow me several days to gather my associates together, I shall keep you apprised of when we will be available to meet at the cafe.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

and like any good exercise, it's gotta be done over and over and over again until we're fit!

AND IT GIVES ME TIME TO PREPARE MY BRAIN, MY BODY, AND THE BEST OUTFIT I CAN FIND! HOLLAAAAAAHHHH!!!

[ godspeed, emet. godspeed. ]

[recreator]

...As I believe I mentioned, this is a casual meeting over tea. You are quite welcome to dress as casually as you see fit.

I certainly won't be dressing up.

[He's such a spoilsport (and also not one of the lovely creatures he must somehow coerce into joining them). Yet still he cannot comprehend why she is so energetic about all of this, but then he supposes that perhaps her incapabilities have left her feeling frustrated for quite a long time.]

[Well, if nothing else perhaps he can use the experience to inspire his next script.]

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Just put down the time and day, my man! I gotta go prepare! THIS IS MEI LEI'S FIRST GRAND STEP INTO THE EXCITING WORLD OF ADULTHOOD!

[ listen man at this point Emet could write down a recipe for perfect jambalaya in response and Mei wouldn't notice, she's far too gone in the romance fog. good luck. ]

[recreator]

[Adulthood? Really? He's certain he never got this worked up about it, and he's had far longer than her to prepare. Well, best to get this over with.]

Very well then. Five days from now when the sun is at its highest point in the sky. I'll have a table reserved outside of Dreambucks facing the front entrance. Let them know you're part of Emet-Selch's reservation party.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ Reservation Party~~~ So classy~~~ ]

Five days! I'll be counting down the minutes!

[recreator]

Yes, and so shall I...

Well then, I'd best be about it and get the necessary preparations in place.
I shall see you in five days.