Best day EVER!!!

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: Best day EVER!!!

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Sender: Yamatonokami Yasusada

[hairpinings]

Woah...! You seriously captured a magical image!

[helluvaboss]

RIGHT isnt it fucking glorious?? i was too lazy to draw the bg but we rode thru the whole halloween party it was FUCKING COOL

[hairpinings]

[ This was the first time he's ever seen someone swearing in text form! He's a little taken aback, but amazed as well!]

Wait! You got to do that at that spooky day festival? And I missed it?!

[helluvaboss]

HELL YEAH the carosell horses all said "fuck this" and broke off the carosell and they got to be FREE

Stapler thought I was cool and let me ride along then Octavia rode up on her fire unicorn friend and all of us wanted to ride majestic and wild and free and we raced to the shitty haunted house, it was the BEST

[hairpinings]

I'm so jealous! I really should have gone looking around more but I ended up getting distracted by all the food.

The horses look so cute though.

[helluvaboss]

I'm gonna be real I don't think it's even POSSIBLE for a horse to NOT be cute

[hairpinings]

I think you might be right about that. I have a horse that I take care of back home and I swear their eyes just sparkle!

[helluvaboss]

fuck i'm so JEALOUS but also FUCK YEAH every horse should have a friend that sees them for how majestic and smart and pretty and free they are

whats your horse's name? their coat color? breed? is it an earth breed or a hell breed? whats it look like? whats its favorite food?

[Blitzø very, VERY clearly loves horses]

[hairpinings]

[ Anyone who likes horses must be a pretty good person, so Blitzo must be a pretty good person!!]

I'm from japan, so I guess it's be an earth breed? And I'm not really sure of the actual breed. But he's big and brown. And his name is Hanatarou! My new master is the one that named him.

[helluvaboss]

master huh, that's pretty kinky to be writing out in public, LOL

Hanatarou is a japanese word right? what's it mean? god big and brown what a fuckin good boy, does he have big fluffy hair around his hooves like a clydesdale or are his legs all skinny lookin

[hairpinings]

[ He feels like he just gave this man the wrong impression of himself somehow but that's fine. Who cares if someone thinks he's kinky?]

You know, I never really thought about it. Names can be read differently so then the names end up having different meanings. In his case it could be something like "Mountain field" or "Flower big son" maybe? But he is such a good boy! He has nice sleek brown hair and sunny legs and his mane is fluffy!

[helluvaboss]

how many hands tall is he? if I remember right there were a couple horse breeds in japan and they were all pretty short compared to local breeds here.

[hairpinings]

He's definitely taller than me! But that might not be saying much because I'm not all that taller hehe. I'm around 165cm, and Hanatarou is at the least...like 4 hands taller than me?

[helluvaboss]

[There's some math scribbled off to the side as Blitzø actually tries to figure out the numbers correctly.]

DAAAAAMN WHAT A BIG BOY he sounds GOOD I wish photos friggin worked here I wanna see him

[hairpinings]

I wish I had a photo of him to show you. You would absolutely love Hanatarou!

[helluvaboss]

IF ONLY augh thats tragic i swear but I believe you!!! he sounds perfect

[hairpinings]

Now you have my curious though... I wonder if this place has any other horses around. I've seen giant bugs and dragons but I don't think I've seen any horses.

[helluvaboss]

I'm gonna build a stable and fence off a big safe field and go find em

[hairpinings]

Wait really??

Do you need any help?

[helluvaboss]

fuck yeah! when I finish my first job and get started I'll put the call out for everyone who wants to pitch in on the horse club to make the stables

[hairpinings]

A horse club?! If anyone can join, I'll definitely answer the call to help.

[helluvaboss]

yknow what Im starting to think this place isn't half bad! look at all these people with GOOD TASTE

[hairpinings]

Right? Even people you might think are extremely unlikely to get along with end up being really fun! Maybe that's the true magic of this strange dream world!

... or not. That sounded a little lame, didn't it.

[helluvaboss]

Maaaaaybe a little but thats ok we can workshop your enthusiasm for whimsy

[hairpinings]

Thank you, you're quite the kind man. I feel like I'm too old and too young at the same time to understand everyone here.