The Old College Try

[mansbestend]

Sender: Denji
To: Everyone
Subject: i write in the book and people read this???


OK so

I had a genius idea and wanna test sumthin

someone come swing at me. one guy and one girl. kick my ass if you want.

then we go eat or whatever after. i dunno.

Comments

[mansbestend]

You bust my buttons and I can just hold my turn until you get bored or quit, y'know. I'll even give you a front row seat to my awesome singing voice.

[Dear god don't take him up on this.]

...So they just call you "monsters"? No like, badass mystical names given up by ancient lords or...?

[your_best_friend]

[That actually can be a valid tactic and it's one Flowey's had to contend with on multiple occasions when dealing with Smiley Trashbag. Physically dodging, too. It's the worst.]

I'll keep that in mind.

Why would we call monsters a nickname given by ancient lords? It's just what they biologically are. What, you humans have your own badass nickname given by ancient monster lords?

[mansbestend]

I mean, not for people specific. In comic books they call giant monsters that crush buildings 'kaiju', and then you got stuff like mermaids, sirens, banshees... all monsters but they got some kinda title for what kinda monster they are.

Hell, I'm supposed to be called a 'fiend', I guess. I'm not exactly human.