The Old College Try

[mansbestend]

Sender: Denji
To: Everyone
Subject: i write in the book and people read this???


OK so

I had a genius idea and wanna test sumthin

someone come swing at me. one guy and one girl. kick my ass if you want.

then we go eat or whatever after. i dunno.

Comments

Rule #1: Exist

[blue_eyed_obsession]

Did you just say.. video games are fun?

[There wasn't anything wrong with his vision, so posing the question was merely to highlight the audacity of the claim.]

They're much more than that, when built correctly. The ultimate test of dexterity, reflexes, and mental acuity. They sharpen the senses, and push you to new limits.

[Only serious gamers need apply...]

[mansbestend]

ohhhh ok

you're one of those huge gamer nerds!

talk to flowey, he's also a nerd and can use his roots to push the buttons.

[blue_eyed_obsession]

[Although Denji couldn't see it, Kaiba facepalmed so hard at what he was reading]

Now, we're getting to the portion of our conversation where I'm tempted to take you up on your initial offer..

[Not that physical violence was generally Kaiba's go to, but the setup was right there, and he had to take it. Sure, he could.. and had defended himself in the past but generally he just crushed people financially or via games]

Roots....? Do I even want to know what you're talking about?

[mansbestend]

Flowey is a flower but he talks and moves and stuff. He's a giant nerd about video games too.

He ran a game a few thousand times or sumthin like that, so he probably knows all the combos in a buncha games.

[blue_eyed_obsession]

Is this an imaginary friend, or can other people see him too?

[Lunatic.... everyone here is a lunatic]

[mansbestend]

nah he's real, we had noodles the other day.

who imagines friends? that's a little kid thing, right?

[blue_eyed_obsession]

A plant that eats noodles? Now I've heard everything.

Pathetic losers.. which is why I asked you in the first place.

[mansbestend]

Crazy rite? ive seen weird shit but this place took the whole cake bowl

nuthin wrong with imagination. i had a friend growin up tho

[blue_eyed_obsession]

Funny, I don't recall asking about your childhood.

Not surprised that it was only one, however.

[mansbestend]

but you kinda did tho

wanna know my blood type and what i like in a date too? since you seem pretty interested in me n all