KACHIIING 003

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Want a little help?


HEY HEY HEY ITS YOUR FAVORITE HANDSOME MUG, MAMMON THE GREAT~

I heaaaard there was shit cloggin' up the well which kinda sucks right? Like how we gonna make wishes if the well's all plugged up?? Weeeelll~ I decided in my big ol' generous heart~ I would be willin' to do my part. To help. I'd only ask for a favor later on' cause a favor for a favor's always fair doncha think??

I promise ya it'd be in your best interest to get my help~



[ nevermind he's the reason that the well got clogged in the first place... ]

Comments

[stillarhino]

[...]

nah i like boobies better
easier to say that

[stupidmammon]

You're askin' to get slapped by any girl around but more power to ya.

[itstillhurt]

I've always excelled at getting what I want.

There's not much here worth wanting, at the moment.

[stillarhino]

huh?
it aint like im talking about their boobs

[stupidmammon]

Maybe not, but they'll hear you talkin' about boobs and be like

"KYAAAA HES SUCH A PERVERTTT"

[stupidmammon]

Maaaan I feel that. Like what's a greed demon supposed to do when there ain't even money!

[stillarhino]

that aint gonna happen yo
imma just tell them about the boobies and im good

[stupidmammon]

Yeah. You tell 'em

Make sure you go into great detail about how big an' round they are. I'm sure they'll understand.

[stillarhino]

thats what im talking about yo
now you getting it

[itsgunnabe_mei]

You make so totally jelly sometimes, I wish I had siblings to bother and be bothered by!

[stupidmammon]

I mean it's not exactly the same but.

You got me an' Satan.

[whirlwindthrust]

"Fun" is not usually the word that one would associate being greedy and exploitive with.

[stupidmammon]

You can't just tell an avatar of greed they can't be greedy. it's like tellin' a plant you better not grow or a fish you better stop swimmin'

[itsgunnabe_mei]

You see me as a little sister?

[ On the one hand, she's flattered. on the other hand, you're probably not supposed to ogle your siblings, and Mei does love her some Mammon and Satan ogling. ]

[whirlwindthrust]

You are satisfied by that?

[itstillhurt]

Barter for favors, it seems. I suppose it's the only economy we have here.