KACHIIING 003

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Want a little help?


HEY HEY HEY ITS YOUR FAVORITE HANDSOME MUG, MAMMON THE GREAT~

I heaaaard there was shit cloggin' up the well which kinda sucks right? Like how we gonna make wishes if the well's all plugged up?? Weeeelll~ I decided in my big ol' generous heart~ I would be willin' to do my part. To help. I'd only ask for a favor later on' cause a favor for a favor's always fair doncha think??

I promise ya it'd be in your best interest to get my help~



[ nevermind he's the reason that the well got clogged in the first place... ]

Comments

sender : mei lee

[itsgunnabe_mei]

But since you're fixing it and it would help everyone, wouldn't that mean everyone would owe you a favor?

[stupidmammon]

[ WHY IS IT WHENEVER MEI SEES THINGS HE GETS THIS STRONG FEELING OF GUILT ]

S-see? I'm showin' just how generous I am~!

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ CAN YOU FEEL HER STARING INTO YOUR SOUL ]

Why aren't you doing it now then? What are you waiting for? Do you need help?

[stupidmammon]

[ He can feel it and it's crushing his very soul!!! ]

W-Well you see!

This is kinda like my way of gettin' others to help. Like motivation you know, like a community project! Make others see an' they'll want to help too!

Sender: Angel Dust

[itsytitsyspider]

Its a little late for that. I already got my hands dirty tryin' to clean all that crap out.

I have half a mind to find the dimwit who thought it was a bright idea to clog up the well. I still can't make my wish with one of my very real gem thingys.

[stupidmammon]

Hehe.... yeah. Whoever encouraged such a thing was a real asshole, huh?

But, I mean with your log arms, you prolly got so many of those suckers free~

[itsytitsyspider]

Yeah, a real asshole. I know I'm a dick but who would be low enough to offer false wishes? There's a special ring in Hell for that.

Yeah yeah yeah, but I ain't a maid. Whoever made me do manual labor owes me a new suit.

[stupidmammon]

[ Like maybe the greed ring? C-Cough... ]

W-Well ain't no one know who did it an' they ain't even leave any evidence so it's whatever.

sender: Azula

[itstillhurt]

And I'm sure this unparalleled altruism has only noble motives.

[stupidmammon]

The noblest! I mean everyone here is full of bs pureness and friendship magic right? So it's totally noble!

[itstillhurt]

Indeed.

Most of them are so insufferably convinced of their own nobility, in fact, that they don't feel the need to prove anything quite so aggressively.

sender: beat

[stillarhino]

best interest?
whys that yo

[stupidmammon]

Cause ain'cha wanna get anything from back home yo?

[stillarhino]

you mean from the well?
that dont really sound like a favor coming from you

Sender: Zelda

[multidisciplinary]

[ Something about this seems very suspicious. And now that he mentions it... ]

Interesting. I believe I am already owed a favor by Mammon the Great, now that I think about it. How might I go about redeeming it?

[stupidmammon]

What?? Since when did I owe ya a—



the green house...

[multidisciplinary]

Indeed.

Or does it not count because it was technically Satan who told me you wanted to do it?

Sender: Zenkichi

[lemiserable]

Uh, who are you exactly?

[stupidmammon]

The Great Mammon-sama~ who are you?

Sender: Seto Kaiba

[blue_eyed_obsession]

This couldn't be anymore transparent even if the journals were made of clear polystyrene.

[Sure, Kaiba hadn't figured out that this was the culprit behind the mess but he did pick up on the fact that something wasn't above board]

[stupidmammon]

C'mon, learn to have a lil fun, kid~ It makes people feel like they're makin' a big difference and shit.

[blue_eyed_obsession]

I fail to see how.. nor do I see the point in such a deception if that truly is your goal.

Why don't you just admit that this is only for your personal benefit?

Sender: Xiao

[whirlwindthrust]

If you are requiring someone to do something for you, then it is no longer "generosity."

[stupidmammon]

Thats where you're wrong, my friend~ I coulda been a jerk and just kept the well stopped up! I'm helpin' which is absolutely generous~

[ He might be purposely ignoring the point here. ]

[whirlwindthrust]

It would be better for you to do nothing at all rather than profit from a situation that anyone can handle.