KACHIIING 003

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Want a little help?


HEY HEY HEY ITS YOUR FAVORITE HANDSOME MUG, MAMMON THE GREAT~

I heaaaard there was shit cloggin' up the well which kinda sucks right? Like how we gonna make wishes if the well's all plugged up?? Weeeelll~ I decided in my big ol' generous heart~ I would be willin' to do my part. To help. I'd only ask for a favor later on' cause a favor for a favor's always fair doncha think??

I promise ya it'd be in your best interest to get my help~



[ nevermind he's the reason that the well got clogged in the first place... ]

Comments

[stupidmammon]

[ He can feel it and it's crushing his very soul!!! ]

W-Well you see!

This is kinda like my way of gettin' others to help. Like motivation you know, like a community project! Make others see an' they'll want to help too!

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Well, I'd want to help anyway, favor or no favor. The well is so important! Everyone has stuff they want from home, even if it's something small, just to make them feel better about being away for so long. Like, when I got back my Tamagotchi, I totally cried forever, because of how homesick I was.

So I definitely want to help out! What do you want me to do?

[stupidmammon]

You got onna those lil tamacreature things? Cute...

[ He might be grinning a little. ]

Well. You got any buckets lyin' around?

[itsgunnabe_mei]

No, but I can get some! How many do you need?

[stupidmammon]

Maybe about like three?

[itsgunnabe_mei]

I'LL GET SEVEN!

[stupidmammon]

Woah now miss overachiever!

[itsgunnabe_mei]

You know it! It never hurts to be over-prepared!

[stupidmammon]

I guess you gotta point there. Man, I swear my other brothers would just love ya. Especially Luci.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Luci? Like Lucifer?

What are they like?

[stupidmammon]

He's our oldest bro. An' he's Mr. Perfect and Mr. Rules. Can't do nothin' without him makin' sure we're not causin' trouble.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

But you cause trouble anyway!

[ Cause that's what siblings do, she's heard!]

[stupidmammon]

Well of course I do. I mean what lil bro wouldn't give their big bro a hard time~?

[itsgunnabe_mei]

You make so totally jelly sometimes, I wish I had siblings to bother and be bothered by!

[stupidmammon]

I mean it's not exactly the same but.

You got me an' Satan.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

You see me as a little sister?

[ On the one hand, she's flattered. on the other hand, you're probably not supposed to ogle your siblings, and Mei does love her some Mammon and Satan ogling. ]