KACHIIING 003

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Want a little help?


HEY HEY HEY ITS YOUR FAVORITE HANDSOME MUG, MAMMON THE GREAT~

I heaaaard there was shit cloggin' up the well which kinda sucks right? Like how we gonna make wishes if the well's all plugged up?? Weeeelll~ I decided in my big ol' generous heart~ I would be willin' to do my part. To help. I'd only ask for a favor later on' cause a favor for a favor's always fair doncha think??

I promise ya it'd be in your best interest to get my help~



[ nevermind he's the reason that the well got clogged in the first place... ]

Comments

[whirlwindthrust]

It would be better for you to do nothing at all rather than profit from a situation that anyone can handle.

[stupidmammon]

What are ya, the helper police? Ya gonna turn me in for not bein' a team player?

[ooc: btw im already laughing. mammon needs people like xiao to keep him in line because hes a menace otherwise ]

;)

[whirlwindthrust]

Rather than give you that sort of attention...

I am liable to take care of the matter myself to take away the means for you to profit from the work of others in this manner.

[stupidmammon]

Look, if you want in on the deal that's all you had to say. You ain't gotta be all spiteful about it.

[whirlwindthrust]

Why would I want to engage in such dishonorable behavior?

[stupidmammon]

Why wouldn't you? It's fun an' gives the others somethin' to do anyway.

[whirlwindthrust]

"Fun" is not usually the word that one would associate being greedy and exploitive with.

[stupidmammon]

You can't just tell an avatar of greed they can't be greedy. it's like tellin' a plant you better not grow or a fish you better stop swimmin'

[whirlwindthrust]

You are satisfied by that?