KACHIIING 003

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Want a little help?


HEY HEY HEY ITS YOUR FAVORITE HANDSOME MUG, MAMMON THE GREAT~

I heaaaard there was shit cloggin' up the well which kinda sucks right? Like how we gonna make wishes if the well's all plugged up?? Weeeelll~ I decided in my big ol' generous heart~ I would be willin' to do my part. To help. I'd only ask for a favor later on' cause a favor for a favor's always fair doncha think??

I promise ya it'd be in your best interest to get my help~



[ nevermind he's the reason that the well got clogged in the first place... ]

Comments

[itsytitsyspider]

Meh, been called worst things.

And yet, you're still here ♡

You could have walked away at anytime, ya know?

[stupidmammon]

You woulda liked that, huh! Well too bad you're stuck with me too!

[itsytitsyspider]

Oh no.

The absolute horror.

What ever shall I do?

I have an incredibly hot and sexy demon who makes me laugh and is a great little spoon is following me around even though I don't deserve it.

Life is truly suffering.

[stupidmammon]

Good. Suffer more.

Also don't be tellin' people Imma lil spoon. I'm definitely a big spoon in the eyes of everyone here!!!

[itsytitsyspider]

Who are these people? Do they have eyes? Anyone one can tell I'm taller than you. Don't you liking being my little spoon?

You fit perfectly riiiiight in my arms. My tits are make the best neck pillow.

But by all means, if you want to try and be my big spoon, go right ahead. Don't want to ruin your big strong manly man persona~

[stupidmammon]

Look, just cause sleepin' in your tits is like the most comfortable sleep ever doesn't mean I wanna come off as a wuss! People should think you have your face shoved in my tits!

[ He's a disaster.... ]

[itsytitsyspider]

I fail to see how having tits shoved in your face is 'wussy'. Isn't that what men want?

But if you want to switch positions and you put your ample pecs in my face... You know where I live~

Give your bro a break from all the amazing ball-slapping sex you have, you virile alpha male ♡

[Takes one to know one.]

[stupidmammon]

I dunno, last time we fooled around there, Al's shadows gave me a weird look.