KACHIIING 003

[stupidmammon]

Sender: Mammon
To: Everyone
Subject: Want a little help?


HEY HEY HEY ITS YOUR FAVORITE HANDSOME MUG, MAMMON THE GREAT~

I heaaaard there was shit cloggin' up the well which kinda sucks right? Like how we gonna make wishes if the well's all plugged up?? Weeeelll~ I decided in my big ol' generous heart~ I would be willin' to do my part. To help. I'd only ask for a favor later on' cause a favor for a favor's always fair doncha think??

I promise ya it'd be in your best interest to get my help~



[ nevermind he's the reason that the well got clogged in the first place... ]

Comments

[blue_eyed_obsession]

Literally anyone in a technology-based profession.

[He's starting to feel a little called out sir.]

My own company has produced something similar, though not to this scale, and not in a way to disillusion the users. Still, it's not impossible...

[stupidmammon]

[ God, he was just as stubborn as his older brother. He knows this type well enough to know its a losing battle trying to argue it. ]

Must have some pretty big enemies then since you got trapped in this "simulation" too.