Entry 02

[fishflakes]

Sender: Toge Inumaki
To: Everyone
Subject: Bored

Hey who’s up for a little game of Two Truths And A Lie? You write down three sentences, two of which are true and one that’s a lie. People guess which is true and what's BS. Who’s down?

I’ll start:
I have less students in my homeroom than I do fingers on my hand
I once saw a man fold himself in half six times
One of my best friends is a panda

[[OoC: This is an open post for everyone, so feel free to post your own replies and reply to others!]]

Comments

sender: link

[skyglider]

Is it the second one?

Re: sender: link

[fishflakes]

Dang, got it in one. Way to go.

Not gonna lie I don't even know if it's possible to fold yourself in half six times.

[skyglider]

It does sound painful.

My turn, then?
One, I've ridden a dragon.
Two, I know how to cook monster meat.
Three, I'm older than most grandparents.

[fishflakes]

Woah.

I have like seven questions to ask about those options. But, hmm.

Is three the lie?

[skyglider]

That's a very specific number.

Ah, I'm afraid that one is true.

[fishflakes]

Well I mean, I probably have more, but we can start with seven.

Wait... what? How old ARE you?

[skyglider]

117.

[fishflakes]

wtf for real? You look a few years older than me.

[skyglider]

Thank you.

[A beat.]

To be fair, I slept through much of it.

[fishflakes]

Wow. That's one hell of a power nap, then. But if all you did was sleep through all that time, are you really that old? Like, were you in stasis or something?

[skyglider]

Honestly I'm not sure how it worked.
It didn't feel very restful.

sender: beat

[stillarhino]

yo all of that sounds like a lie man

[skyglider]

I've had a strange life.

[stillarhino]

yeah no kidding

[Then, after some thought.]

going with the last one
no way you that old

[skyglider]

Good guess, but that one is true.

[stillarhino]

no way
you serious?
you aint just yanking my chain or nothing

[Hard enough in real life with how Link is, what more over the journals? Beat rubbing his two braincells together really hard already!]

[skyglider]

Pulling chains at this distance would be quite a feat.

[??? What does that mean?!]

i love these idiots

[stillarhino]

huh?
pulling chains?

[Then it clicks.]

NAH NAH im talking about you pulling a fast one yo

Sender: Anya

[grandduchess_anya]

Hmmm… Let me guess. I have a feeling that statement one is a lie. Three sounds real legit when you learn about how old my Grandmama is.

[skyglider]

You got it. Impressive.
How old is she?

[grandduchess_anya]

Pretty old. She was born around the 1840’s to 1850’s, right around the time when my Mama’s grandmother was still ruling over England.

[skyglider]

Ah. Yes. If she's over 1800, then she wins.
England is...a place?

[grandduchess_anya]

Yes. It is a country in my world called Earth (although I’m certain that there are other Earths existing too) and it is surrounded by water, far from the rest of a continent called Europe.

[skyglider]

I see. That sounds complicated.
This Earth must be popular, if there's more than one.

[grandduchess_anya]

Quite indeed.

Earth has plenty of countries that span cultures, ethnicities and geographies. Some are landlocked while others have water nearby. Russia is a big country that has plenty of ethnicities under one roof and the same could apply to England and other countries too.