bills, bills, bills...

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Sender: Meilin "Mei" Lee
To: All
Subject: $$$ For Warm Fuzzies

So, sending out a quick question to all my homies and newbies.

How much would you pay to hug a gigantic red panda? Use whatever currency you feel comfortable with, just tell me if it's high or low.

I may have a business opportunity in the works.

Comments

[whirlwindthrust]

No. I haven't seen anything like that.

Why do you ask about them?

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Because they're super adorable animals, and you guys now have an opportunity to hug a giant one!

[whirlwindthrust]

How would we have that opportunity?

Did you wish for one through the well?

[itsgunnabe_mei]

To make a long story short?

I can turn into a giant red panda.

[whirlwindthrust]

So you are seeking people that would embrace you even in that form?

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ d-don't say it like that! it makes her sound like some sort of desperate weirdo! ]

It's more like "would anyone enjoy that", you know? Make their day better?

[whirlwindthrust]

[ What sort of teenager isn't a desperate weirdo? ]

I'm sure that you'll find people who would. Large, soft creatures seem to be a thing that humans enjoy hugging.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Would you happen to be one of them?