bills, bills, bills...

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Sender: Meilin "Mei" Lee
To: All
Subject: $$$ For Warm Fuzzies

So, sending out a quick question to all my homies and newbies.

How much would you pay to hug a gigantic red panda? Use whatever currency you feel comfortable with, just tell me if it's high or low.

I may have a business opportunity in the works.

Comments

[itsgunnabe_mei]

Now that's what I wanna hear! Would they also like head-pats and compliments?

[burnttoashes]

Yes. The more the better. He's quite fond of affection directed towards him.

[Which is sometimes the problem. Often the problem.]

He'll no doubt return the compliments as well, and possibly the hugs. He's... a very effusive sort of person.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ oh boy. she hopes whoever Nuadha is talking about is super handsome guy!!! ]

This keeps getting better and better! It's a perfect match!

[burnttoashes]

[Oh Mei, you have no idea... to say that women have fought over Baldr before is not an exaggeration.]

He is also an excellent cook, if you would prefer to be paid that way rather than with any sort of money.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

That would be great! I love food, and maybe he can even teach me how to cook those dishes!

[burnttoashes]

He could. He's been teaching my younger sister how to cook back in our world. If she can manage it, no doubt you can as well.

[Okay, so her presentation still leaves a little something to be desired, but the food tastes good, which is the most important part.]

[itsgunnabe_mei]

It's a deal!

So, who is he? What's his name?

[burnttoashes]

Baldr, my retainer. He is a highly-skilled knight, but he has a tendency to overwork himself. He could use something that would help him relax.

[... Nuadha has no idea what he has probably unleashed by mentioning the 'knight' part.]

[itsgunnabe_mei]

A knight? Like, an actual knight in shining armor knight???

[ hoo boy, here come the shoujou bubbles and her imagination... ]

[burnttoashes]

Yes, though he doesn't wear armor. He says it slows him down.

[Which... legit, given how speedy and acrobatic Baldr is.]

He's been in my service for years now.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ A knight that doesn't wear armor... so he can show off his six-pack... yes, that's just fiiiine. ]

You know, out of the goodness of my heart, I might just hug him free of charge. He sounds ike he needs it.

[burnttoashes]

[Perfect. Distract him for Nuadha, Mei! Maybe then he'll stop wanting attention--]

He certainly does. You would be doing him [and Nuadha] a great favor by doing so.

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ hot boy hugs hot boy hugs hot boy hugs ♥ ♥ ♥ ]

What can I say, doing good feels good. I'll be keeping an eye out for him.

[burnttoashes]

You won't be able to miss him. He's tall, with blond hair in a ponytail to his waist. Bright blue eyes.

[...]

He stands out in a crowd.

[... so yeah, he's hot.]

[itsgunnabe_mei]

[ Insert tex avery wolf whiste - ]

Maybe I should go look for him right now! The poor guy must need a hug so bad!