tag urself

[helluvaboss]

Sender: Blitzø
Subject: tag urself

Comments

[helluvaboss]

hell yeah Bubbles is a shy boy but he FUCKS

perfect pick tbh mixing bubbles and cad jack

[strawberryredgrave]

Jack during the day to day, Bubbles when you've got some down time. Feels like they go hand in hand, you know? To me, anyway.

Besides, look at Bubbles' classy bowtie. He's making it work! He's got his own style!

[helluvaboss]

and his CUTE LIL FUCKIN MUSTACHE

[strawberryredgrave]

He's got so much class for a shy little dude! Like a nervous Burt Reynolds or something.

We gotta build up his confidence, Blitz. It's a mission of the utmost importance.

[helluvaboss]

FUCK YEA ur right!! hes a short fat king and hes the fuckin best, absolute CATCH

[strawberryredgrave]

Poor guy probably doesn't realize it, either. Hung up on shortcomings, but he's all sweet and considerate. Walking on eggshells when he should be walking with pride.

He got picked on for being fat, didn't he?

[helluvaboss]

thankfuly only a lil bc hes a cute fucker and everyone wants 2 smooch him

[strawberryredgrave]

probably wouldn't wanna hurt anyone's feelings by picking between em either. Good guy.

Bet even Lollygagger wants to smooch him, but she might be a little intense for him.

[helluvaboss]

Lollygagger is 2 fuckin real for most people they cant handle the she/its pronouns

people are such fuckin bitches about it/its pronouns

[strawberryredgrave]

I don't get it either. What's so hard about respecting how someone wants to be identified? If someone wants to be it, then that's it. It ain't a debate, pal.

It's why Lollygagger's a badass pirate. Sticks to its beliefs and throws down when someone wants to disrespect it.

[helluvaboss]

YEA YEA U GET IT shes a fucking PIRATE it doesnt give a FUCK about ur feelins or ur PROPERTY

[strawberryredgrave]

But you know who gives a fuck about others' feelings and property?

Our boy Bubbles.

[helluvaboss]

Bubbles is a goodie goodie but thats ok everyone needs the straight and narrow friend. who else is gonna pony up to pay their bail right?

[strawberryredgrave]

You're right. These horses ride hard and put away wet. Glad they never met the horses I dealt with back home. Had to fight this demon horse that could control time once. Now there's someone who'd need to get bailed out pretty regularly.

[helluvaboss]

holy shit demon time control horse??? I LOVE HIM