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[helluvaboss]

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[bakudan_bambino]

Is this okay?

[helluvaboss]

OMG OMG smokey is SO FUCKING CUTE their exactly caddy jack's type

I havent drawn a donkey b4 but holy shit their cute too i love how long their ears are and mules are cute af too those bastards are so fuckin nsmart and theyr burning tails like a fuckin bullwhip so rad

horses are still the BEST tho

[bakudan_bambino]

They are? How so?

Should I find people who are like caddy jack?

Burning tails? Ah maybe I should have drawn Smokey as a mule, he’s mixed.

But if one is smart af shouldn’t there be one that’s dumb af. I’m not nominating Smokey for that!

[helluvaboss]

ok first of all we stan himbos and herbos and thembos in this house

second of all some1 can be WICKED SMAHT w/o everyone else being dumb

and IS SMOKEY UR SELF INSERT THATS FUCKING GREAT I LOVE THAT

[bakudan_bambino]

I don’t know what any of those are.

Everyone is varying degrees I just didn’t want Smokey defaulting as the opposite end, or for there to be multiple ‘smart af’ horse-creatures

Maybe

[helluvaboss]

ok himbos right

you ever meet a dude thats fuckin hot and built and you want to get folded over a table by him

but hes fucking dumb as a rock

but still so cute and sweet and nice and can wreck u


that's a himbo

[bakudan_bambino]

So Himbos, or uh… any variation of pronoun before ‘bo’ is someone who is cute, built, hot, sweet, but… could wreck me and is also dumb?

Just making sure I understand.

That’s the type that would pair best with Smokey?

[Yeah he’s wondering if there is any variation of the himbo that would be interested in him, and that… makes him feel a little hot and bothered unusual.]

[helluvaboss]

Could be! Or u could find someone like Caddy Jack who is suave a shit and loves ur masculinity esp if ur not an asshole about it

Or maybe u could fly w Zippideedoo and their emotionally intense fucking-based friendship

Maybe u want a cute lil Reya who will treat u all sweet and cute esp if you make her feel gorgeous and precious

[bakudan_bambino]

I’ve never heard of anyone loving masculinity. Maybe I’ve met too many assholes.

Emotional intensity sounds awful. As well as fuck-based friendships.

[He legit has no experience with that.]

could get along with Reya…

[helluvaboss]

Its a fine line between being masc and being a FUCKBOY yknow. toxic shit

But peeps can love men and masculinity

Just imagine like, if a dude came onto you the way you were thinking of coming onto someone else, would you find it sexy or pushy? If ur just confident without being an insecure little bitch about being a dude its fine

Caddy Jack loves dudes even if theres a lot of extreme creepos

[bakudan_bambino]

I don’t know! I feel like you’re speaking a totally different language.

If it intrudes on other people having a good time then I’m not really interested.

Uh.

Depends on their approach? Dudes have never came onto me.

[Not a problem, or anything.]

Extreme creeps sound bad.

[What are they even talking about? He’s just… doing his best to try and keep up. Kind of has a vague understanding.]

[helluvaboss]

U baby queers are so cute. don't worry I'll be a good senior queer and teach ya queer culture

Did u ever try a dating app? Or are u from one of those worlds w/o the internet and phones or w/e

[bakudan_bambino]

… baby queer? Thanks?

I haven’t. I thought dating online was just for lonely perverts?

[He’s coming from early 2000s Japan. There weren’t dating apps]

[helluvaboss]

yea baby queer! baby queer = queer person who doesnt know queer culture, other queer people, and all that. not a bad thing at all ur just new

ok so u dont have the frame of reference. sounds like u also havent been to a gay bar or anything right?

[bakudan_bambino]

As long as you aren’t trying to piss me off.

Right.

[helluvaboss]

oh trust me im a fucking expert at pissing people off. right now im being a good wholesome boy

SO lets work hypotheticals instead. imagine ur at a gay bar. ur lookin to hook up with a cute dude, meet someone, have a nice, casual time.

Are u gonna be more comfortable with a dude that's up in your business, like "come oooon baby lets sneak into the back and let me fuck you"

Or a dude thats like "hey boy is this seat taken? ;) whatcha drinkin?" and actually is like invested in ur shit

[bakudan_bambino]

I’m easy to piss off.

[At least he’s self aware and open about his flaws?]

if I’m looking to have a casual time, then the second person.

But it sounds kind of boring.

Or maybe I’m just in the mood for something exciting because I’ve had a shitty week? First guy.

I’m not gay though

Never had the time to prioritize any of this… stuff. Sexuality… I mean

[helluvaboss]

You and half everyone else here imo

Ur bi? Im pan so hell yea brother in arms

[bakudan_bambino]

Really? Most everyone I’ve met has been pretty peaceful and/or easygoing

Pan? Are they similar?

[helluvaboss]

Yup! Bisexual and pansexual dont have super solid differences bc gender is a whole Thing but I like to differentiate that bis like masc and femme and even nonbinary traits and pans like literally any1 thats hot it doesnt matter

not universal but if u ask any succubi or incubi theyve got whole ass thesis statements on it

[bakudan_bambino]

Anyone that’s hot! That’s a wide preference range but I guess depends on what you’re into?

Are there any in this place?

What are you, then? Some kind of trouble making match-maker?

[helluvaboss]

Im an imp and I kill professionally! In this place im specializing in nightmare monster killing.

im just a regular guy whose been around the block

[bakudan_bambino]

i know a lot of people that kill professionally!

I’m not usually so friendly, but I think I would enjoy talking with you more often. You seem to know quite a lot!

And I did a lot of fighting back home, and have yet to take on any nightmares here

[helluvaboss]

Well if u wanna get in on the fun u should come by IMP:DMC

Me and Dante are organizing and training nightmare killers here and a few peeps 'woke up' and went back home. Were all very cool and us adults are sexy ;)

[bakudan_bambino]

I can’t tell if you want my patronage or are trying to give me a job.

I’m sixteen and why should your sexiness play into nightmare-killing?