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[Open] Calling out of work

Sender: Dante
To: Everyone
Subject: Office wide vacation

Whew. Past few weeks were rough. Even as someone who loves a good fight, there were a lot of fights. Lot of emotionally trying stuff, too. Even I'm beat. So, everyone at DMC: IMP's gonna be on leave for a while. Probably a week or so. Long enough to sleep off all of uhh. That. Since it's been a while since I used this, DMC: IMP's a group of us demons and non-demons who're damn good at fighting monsters and noctaere. Would be a business if money existed, but last time it did, it was a big mistake. Joint effort between Devil May Cry, the Immediate Murder Professionals and anyone who hangs out at the office long enough. You can drop by if you want; it's the building with a bunch of holes, missing doors and tarp over a torn off rooftop. Oh right, we gotta rebuild it again. Maybe two or three weeks. We'll figure that out.

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ok cool also sorry

You don't owe me an apology. I helped kick her ass like I said I would. We all did. And we'll do it again, if it comes to it. You doing alright?

learned sumthin new! dream world death feels just as bad as real world death total ripoff

Okay, that does suck. But I'd have a lot of questions if they made dying feel good. Questions like "why?" and "you should talk to someone about that."

i thought i'd bust into sparkles or sumthin or just not feel everything but i felt everything

Guess it's not that much of a dream, then. Don't think I'd like it if it was. But that might mean dying's not permanent. Or you're as good at not dying as I am. Either way, I'm glad it didn't take. Means you get to hear about how we kicked her ass. Blitz especially.

yeah he's givin me the rundown i dont plan on dyin until i at least have my dreams come true whenever that is, anyway

Figuring it out's part of the fun. And all the hassle getting there's gonna be what puts a smile on your face when you go "I made it". That was pretty cheesy, even for me. Oh well; not taking it back.

damn. you're almost at dadjoke levels but we can make a pizza with all that cheese its fine

You're right. Now I'm craving pizza. Big surprise, I know. Maybe we should make some pizzas for everybody. Could use a boost after everything.

like from scratch? how do you make pizza from scratch

Madhuri explained it to me once. You get some flour, yeast, sugar and water and that makes the dough. Then you uhh. You mix it, and you let it sit, and you get your toppings and a good oven going in the meantime. I don't remember everything she said, but that sounds about right.

DUDE I WANNA MAKE MY OWN FUCKIN PIZZA

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not ur fault

she came from my head so she knew about you guys then shit went into handbaskets or whatever thats on me

still not ur fuckin fault plus i got to shoot her in her dumb bitch face and i bit her and burned her up it was fun u good?

huh yknow im not surprised biting happened but i woulda paid to see that shot fired

it was a GOOD FUCKIN SHOT she didnt even finish openin the door b4 I put a fucking hole in between her eyes if she shows up again shes FUCKED bc Im gonna have that quick draw AND dreammotion in bullet form she is gonna fuckin pop like a balloon

i believe that i hate that i fucked up i couldn't be there guess i gotta figure sumthin out like training-wise, i guess

well talk later, vacation 1st this is ur offisial vaycay from work sinse working gotta fuckin celebrate rite

celebrate what

celebrate theres NO FUCKIN WORK u get to hang out w friends i mean theres no money here so the whole thing where u get paid for ur days off isnt a thing yet but its the spirit that counts

kickass lookin forward to it

hmu later ok well get a coffee

yeah Mapey's dirty from the whole thing so its bath time first

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