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[localweirdo]

Sender: Hu Tao
To: Everyone
Subject: Emojis everywhere!!

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Comments

[localweirdo]

...

Unless you meant expedition? δ(´д｀; )

[stillarhino]

thats what i said yo

[localweirdo]

Really?

I could have sworn you said exhibition. (oAo)

[stillarhino]

yeah that ╭( ･ㅂ･)و

[What is this conversation even...]

[localweirdo]

[.............]

Regardless, I certainly hope that I can see this ship one day. I'm sure it will carry over well. (○･艸)(艸･●)

[stillarhino]

should still be around
matchsticks probably done fixing it up

whats it carrying tho 「(°ヘ°)

[localweirdo]

[..........................oh no.]

Do you not realize the joke?

Because I certainly hope that you do. Although, whatever floats your boat I suppose...

[stillarhino]

wait there was a joke in there somewhere?

[localweirdo]

Of course!

You just need to anchor yourself and look deeper into it!

[stillarhino]

[stillarhino]

dw please

[stillarhino]

[!!!]

done

[stillarhino]

yo i think i got that one! ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)
guess i do gotta look deeper

[localweirdo]

[Huzzah, he somewhat finally got it!]

Exactly! Because I'm sure you can sea that!

[Will he get it now???]

[stillarhino]

[A pause. Then written very quickly:]

yeah yeah i seaing it aight
you pretty good at this

[Beat throughout this conversation.]

[localweirdo]

Only because I had years of practice!

How about you? How about you try? ╰(▔∀▔)╯

[Will this go terribly wrong or...??]

[stillarhino]

me?
i dunno yo
im probably gonna sink something like that

[Was that an actual attempt or an accident???]

[localweirdo]

You make it sound like I’m going to leave you marooned on an island.

[Hhmmmmmm]

[stillarhino]

man thatd be pretty shippy if ya did that

[Oh?]

[localweirdo]

Fear not, I wouldn't do that! I am a funeral director but I would never leave anyone out on an island.

I would never be that nauti.

[Huzzah!!!]

[stillarhino]

hold up hows that one got something to do with a ship (・_・ヾ

[localweirdo]

Yes and you make it seem like I can't make a pun aboat that.

[stillarhino]

[As simple as that one is, it gets a snort out of him. And, competitive as he is, he knows when he's beat.]

aight i gotta give this to ya
you way better at this than me yo

[localweirdo]

Of course.

You are talking to the versemonger of the darkest alley!! ✽-(^▽^)/✽

[stillarhino]

the ver-what in the darkest alley
that supposed to mean you really good? (・・;)ゞ