» Zack Fair (
theheroics) wrote in
dreamcrystals2023-10-04 10:29 am
Open for Business!
Sender: Zack (and Cloud)
To: Everyone
Subject: mercenary work!
[ Coming to your journals LIVE with an almost hurried, scribble-like pace, Zack seems excited to address the community: ]
wake up ya sleepy heads! [ aha get it? ] me n cloud here got a proposition for you all that is WAY 2 good to pass up!
[ DRUMROLL???? ]
were gunna be starting up a big mercenary gig! No job is 2 big or 2 small! Well do just about anything!!
Need ur cat saved from a tree? Got some nasty monsters bugging you? Got a letter you wanna deliver? Well never fear… cause the zack and cloud mercenary spiky uh
Squad?
Gang?
Has got your back!!! The name’s still pending but Ill think of a cooler name later. Promise.
And dont worry about the gil. Just pay us in food or something.
Or a cool gadget?
Anyway. Hit us up if you need help with anything. First time clients will get a huge discount!
[Another bit of text begins forming under Zack's with far neater handwriting in comparison.]
He couldn't wait until we figured out a name. But, like he said, if you need any help, you can contact either one of us. We'll get the job done.
[ OOC Note: Threadjacking is allowed! Expect both Cloud and Zack to respond to messages! ]
To: Everyone
Subject: mercenary work!
[ Coming to your journals LIVE with an almost hurried, scribble-like pace, Zack seems excited to address the community: ]
wake up ya sleepy heads! [ aha get it? ] me n cloud here got a proposition for you all that is WAY 2 good to pass up!
[ DRUMROLL???? ]
were gunna be starting up a big mercenary gig! No job is 2 big or 2 small! Well do just about anything!!
Need ur cat saved from a tree? Got some nasty monsters bugging you? Got a letter you wanna deliver? Well never fear… cause the zack and cloud mercenary spiky uh
Squad?
Gang?
Has got your back!!! The name’s still pending but Ill think of a cooler name later. Promise.
And dont worry about the gil. Just pay us in food or something.
Or a cool gadget?
Anyway. Hit us up if you need help with anything. First time clients will get a huge discount!
[Another bit of text begins forming under Zack's with far neater handwriting in comparison.]
He couldn't wait until we figured out a name. But, like he said, if you need any help, you can contact either one of us. We'll get the job done.
[ OOC Note: Threadjacking is allowed! Expect both Cloud and Zack to respond to messages! ]

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What kind of discount did you have in mind? Considering there isn't really money involved when it comes to things here?
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Honestly? Haven't really thought of one yet. [ HE'S SO STUPID. ] But it's a cool thing to say, right? Gotta rope the customers in first!
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Sender: Madhuri
I work for another group, but am happy to offer any healing should a job get to be a little too rough on you gentlemen. The shadow creatures of the woods never did fight fair.
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and hey that doesnt sound too bad! we could def use the healing from time to time and split whatever we make if things get too hairy
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Sender: Cloud Strife
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sender: Nameless Wanderer
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sure, theres mercenary work to be done but we wanted to widen our audience!
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Sender: Cloud Strife
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Sender: Xiao - commenting here instead of a separate comment for xiao so feel free to bother him
There is a human term for this sort of thing, isn't there?
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Sender: Maedhros
Sender: Cloud Strife
Got any idea what kind of work might come up?
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oh man youve got a deal!
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Sender: Ryu
Sender: Cloud Strife
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Sender: Aerith Gainsborough
Of course, this means you're both going to be so busy, you probably won't have time for bodyguard duty, huh? We're all just going to have to learn to share you both with the good people of Reverein! If you need testimonials, I'm your girl. "A+ mercenary work, high-fives could use some polish. 4 our of 5 stars!"
Sender: Cloud Strife
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you got cloud on bodyguard duty? sure he could do a better job than me?
[ Because he'd totally take up the offer! ]
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Sender: Sephiroth
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Sender: Isabela
I can pay you two in free plants if you happen to have a knack for plant or in tea bag samples since I am in the middle of bringing tea into my store inventory.
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i wouldnt mind some flowers actually... kinda an expert on selling them myself
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Sender: Rufus Shinra
As for a name may I suggest keeping it simple- something like Strife and Fair Services. Easy to remember, to the point like any respectable business.
[Messing with Cloud is one if his favorite hobbies, he just can't help it.]
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shouldnt it be fair before strife?
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Sender: Hans Westergaard
And heroes work for free.
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and besides. its not like theres any real money involved, so think of it more like a tip!
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sender: Ferran
[Please imagine a deadpan tone. It's there.]
Why is it spiky?
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sender: riku
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[There's a long pause.]
And apparently cat retrieval.
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sender: leo valdez
do you really mean anything
or is this one of those
oh we actually only stab people but pretend we do other things kinda stuff
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sender: sandalphon.
Awfully lively there.
There's no doubt an offer of this kind will garner plenty of attention around these parts... Seems like no shortage of work to be done.
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so you let us know if you need help with anything, k?
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