text don't leave a percy alone with his thoughts

[judoflipped]

Sender: Percy Jackson
To: Everyone
Subject: Deep Thoughts With Jackson

ok ok ok ok

so its spooky month yeah

its been a year since i got here btw BUT so its spooky month... who wants to bet on what we see

vampires
zombies
werewolves
ghosts
spiders

and no nico im not making a joke about your zombies or ghosts so dont get all fussy at me

also i got a lil whale guy i think from helping the real one out when he was all upset

totally makes up for the pillow pet that got disemboweled right in front of me back at home

[Percy what]

anyway place your bets on spooky month

Comments

[judoflipped]

oh whoa a werewolf in a cowboy hat would be super cool

they really need to put clothes on anyway bc theyre usually naked

[skyglider]

[... I'm sorry he's like this but it's canon]

Hmm.
Clothes are overrated really.

[amnesiadragon]

FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME

[judoflipped]

i didnt sign up for a nude dream world

[amnesiadragon]

people are so uncomfortable without clothes

i dont get it

[judoflipped]

i just dont wanna show off everything to everybody thats all

[skyglider]

A fellow no-clothes connoisseur, I see.

[amnesiadragon]

doesnt everyone show up with no clothes anyway?? why do we need them

[skyglider]

[... wait]

Show up here with no clothes?
No. That...that is unusual...

[amnesiadragon]

no i mean into the world in general

nina had to convince me to wear clothes and i still think theyre a little dumb

[skyglider]

Ah. Of course.

They can be useful in the cold. And make for good defense. But they're not always necessary.

[amnesiadragon]

i guess the cold thing makes sense but i showed up in a desert

and i dont know how much cloth is going to do against a sword

[skyglider]

Yeah I never could figure that out, aside from sun protection.

As for armor -- leather.

[amnesiadragon]

oh i guess that makes sense

huh yeah i guess i still dont like wearing stuff thats restrictive its a pain when i transform

[skyglider]

Transform?

[That does sound like an inconvenient combination with clothing.]

[amnesiadragon]

yes into my hybrid form

its kind of like a half dragon form

[skyglider]

[...hahahaha...ha...ha...we're just going to pretend that doesn't hit so close to home]

[...........]

oh. yeah. Clothes would make that difficult.

[judoflipped]

bro i dont wanna see no ones bits clothes are necessary

[skyglider]

You should try it sometime.
You never know when you'll be called to fight in your underpants.

[judoflipped]

i think im good
made it this far without fighting in them
im gonna stick to it

Sender: Nico di Angelo

[refantasma]

THEY ARE NOT.

[skyglider]

Just speaking from experience, you'd be surprised

[refantasma]

its comon decency to wear clothing. its unseemly.

[skyglider]

[but tell us how you really feel, nico--]

Wake up in enough monster dens in only your underpants and your opinion on the matter may slacken somewhat

[refantasma]

been there done that.

i wanted to put clothes on as soon as possible. its one thing when its accidental. on purpose is not cool.