text don't leave a percy alone with his thoughts

[judoflipped]

Sender: Percy Jackson
To: Everyone
Subject: Deep Thoughts With Jackson

ok ok ok ok

so its spooky month yeah

its been a year since i got here btw BUT so its spooky month... who wants to bet on what we see

vampires
zombies
werewolves
ghosts
spiders

and no nico im not making a joke about your zombies or ghosts so dont get all fussy at me

also i got a lil whale guy i think from helping the real one out when he was all upset

totally makes up for the pillow pet that got disemboweled right in front of me back at home

[Percy what]

anyway place your bets on spooky month

Comments

[belheir]

Oh I just meant how opposed to skeletons you are, you'd probably not want to see mine either.

But skeletons are wet. Very wet.

[locumstudentesquire]

Perhaps you're not aware, but it is very possible (and actually quite common) to harm a skeleton without ever actually seeing it.

[belheir]

I guess that's true.

I don't think you could harm my skeleton, though. I don't think you have it in you.

[locumstudentesquire]

Yes, well. I don't generally consider myself to be the sort to go about casually breaking people's bones, so I suppose you're quite right about that.

Could you do me a favor and make sure your terrifying brother/cousin understands that? Whatever the nature of your relation to one another may actually be.

[belheir]

He's my cousin. And if he keeps calling me his brother I'm going to kick his ass.

Don't worry too much about him though. He's mostly all talk anyway.

[ No?? He definitely isn't, Kazuya... ]

[locumstudentesquire]

[UM.]

MOSTLY?

[belheir]

Mostly.

He's not going to do anything though. I'll make sure of it.

[locumstudentesquire]

Please and thank you.