text don't leave a percy alone with his thoughts

[judoflipped]

Sender: Percy Jackson
To: Everyone
Subject: Deep Thoughts With Jackson

ok ok ok ok

so its spooky month yeah

its been a year since i got here btw BUT so its spooky month... who wants to bet on what we see

vampires
zombies
werewolves
ghosts
spiders

and no nico im not making a joke about your zombies or ghosts so dont get all fussy at me

also i got a lil whale guy i think from helping the real one out when he was all upset

totally makes up for the pillow pet that got disemboweled right in front of me back at home

[Percy what]

anyway place your bets on spooky month

Comments

[oathkeeper]

how about this time you have to pick one. if you had to pick one or the other to deal with which one would you rather pick?

[judoflipped]

hmmmmmm
lets go with werewolves
theyre not as popular as vampires

[oathkeeper]

yeah, i guess that's true. i've even been to a world where i was a vampire but i've never been to one where i've been a werewolf. werewolves are pretty rare i guess

[judoflipped]

i mean thanks to twilight its all romantic or whatever now
idk how drinking blood is hot but apparently girls like it

[oathkeeper]

twilight? what's that?

[judoflipped]

its a big vampire series where a 4059354 year old vampire falls in love with some highschooler
theres a baby and everything its WEIRD

[oathkeeper]

oh, i thought it was just a town?!

but uh that sounds a lot like a cradle robbing story not a vampire story

[judoflipped]

a town???

yeah its weird but all the girls really went wild for it edward isnt even that cute