1st Wish

[intertwinedfates]

From: Yato
To: Everyone
Subject: Wishes: 5 Yen



Hel~lo Reverein! Everyday ennui got you down? Tired of all those little jobs needing done? Are you kids sick of bad relationships?
Then allow Yatogami to serve your needs! For the low, low price of only five yen I can take care of your worries for you!

Skilled in all manner of disciplines, I can assist you in many ways - need an artist, ayakashi slayer, bridal dress maker, car repairman, math tutor, plumber, relationship severer, shibari specialist, or weaver? Then I'm your man!

All fees go to funding the shrine of the Yato god, to allow me to better serve you in turn! Donations welcome.

Comments

[senorita_perfecta]

Yep. Might as well add new traditions into the mix, just spice things up a bit. Am I right!

[intertwinedfates]

Exactly! You get me. New dances, new music, refresh those old traditions with some modern pizazz!

[senorita_perfecta]

Yesss. Mixing things up old and new alike for more variety.

[intertwinedfates]

Right. The best things come from innovating the classics with a new twist.

[senorita_perfecta]

Exactly. That is something a lot of god should consider if they really want to attract more new followers over time.

[intertwinedfates]

Right?? What's really unfair is how they still keep gaining followers despite being so backwards. My way is much more modern. That should appeal to the kids, right?

[senorita_perfecta]

Quite the unfair reality. I guess that they’re more of the type who literally thinks that if it ain’t broken, why bother innovating at all. That mentality can be very detrimental to anybody’s sanity or well being, old gods included.

Somebody should give them a big dose of reality check for real.

[intertwinedfates]

I did manage to get some of them to do a flash mob dance not long ago, so there may be hope for them yet! They just need to keep working at updating their image or they'll end up falling behind me once I start climbing my way to the top!

[senorita_perfecta]

Yep. Updating one’s image shouldn’t be this hard for everyone to do. I learned it the hard way after trying to suppress my identity for years, luckily my sister did come to help me to break out of it and let me know that I shouldn’t hide who I am from the world, or the multiverse in this case.

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah, it's not good to hide who you truly are from either yourself or the world. It's just going to lead to a lot of unhappiness that way. It's good you were finally able to break out of that shell and be yourself.

[senorita_perfecta]

Thanks. It is one important lesson I will always take to heart all the time.