1st Wish

[intertwinedfates]

From: Yato
To: Everyone
Subject: Wishes: 5 Yen



Hel~lo Reverein! Everyday ennui got you down? Tired of all those little jobs needing done? Are you kids sick of bad relationships?
Then allow Yatogami to serve your needs! For the low, low price of only five yen I can take care of your worries for you!

Skilled in all manner of disciplines, I can assist you in many ways - need an artist, ayakashi slayer, bridal dress maker, car repairman, math tutor, plumber, relationship severer, shibari specialist, or weaver? Then I'm your man!

All fees go to funding the shrine of the Yato god, to allow me to better serve you in turn! Donations welcome.

Comments

[amnesiadragon]

why r you making a shrine

are you a god

whats a yen???

[intertwinedfates]

So I can have somewhere for people to worship me, because yep! I am indeed a god.

And yen is the form of currency where I'm from. Money~

[amnesiadragon]

oh im used to zenny i guess

there sure are a lot of dragons or gods or endless around here

also is five yen a lot?

Sender: Isabela

[senorita_perfecta]

(Isabela is probably judging Yato for begging for money to have a shrine built. It is one thing to have new stuff being made and built but she didn’t expect having a shrine built in your honor to be on that list. Gods can be so very weird at times.)

Are you really serious in asking people money so you can build a shrine for yourself? We don’t even have a legitimate currency or use yen in this town.

[intertwinedfates]

[He's not begging, he's advertising. There's a difference! Although granted it amounts to the same basic thing: dorky god wants epic shrine for himself. Even an epic mini shrine would do!]

In that case I'm not picky about what I exchange my services for. I'm a god and gods need places of worship, so duh! Of course I'm going to ask~

[senorita_perfecta]

Well then. Does giving you pots of cacti every weekend count as a favor to you? Just be careful in handling them since those things are very prickly in nature.

sender: Rei

[dadinside]

x

[intertwinedfates]

Hey! Don't write me off just like that! At least hear me out!

[dadinside]

huh. thought it was spam.

Sender: Nahida

[bloomingwisdom]

You have a wide range of skills. I'm impressed.

Is yen the form of currency in your world?

[intertwinedfates]

Sure do! Comes from having lived so long.

And it is! At least for the country I hail from, so that's what I tend to charge.

[bloomingwisdom]

[ She's lived for quite some time as well, but she can't boast to have nearly that many skills. Her circumstances hadn't allowed for it, she knows, but she can't help but admire Yato anyway. Perhaps he wouldn't be a fan of institutional learning, but he would fit right into her nation. ]

I see. But if someone from another world wished to engage your services, how would they pay you?

sender: Black Raisin Cookie

[cawpatrol]

As far as I understand it, "Yen" is not the currency here. If you're going to offer suspicious goods, at least do your research.

[intertwinedfates]

[Why is everyone hating on him today??]

Suspicious?! There's nothing suspicious about me or what I offer! Though apparently I should've learned a little more about the economy here...

[cawpatrol]

Offering such a varied amounts of seemingly random talents for such a low price?

Very suspicious.

Sender: Madhuri

[songbird_slayer]

I would be happy to facilitate this, but I'm afraid I don't know wha

wait

did you say shibari?

[intertwinedfates]

Sure did! I'm an expert at knots and ties. You get good at it when you come from an age where that's how sandals were made.

sender: hiyo

[wwtd]

[ already up to his usual huh.... well, at least more people will be able to see it? ]

what about unfulfilled wishes you've already paid for?

[ ok, she's sort of kidding ]

you're a specialist in shibari? that's the first i've heard of it. what is that??

[ : ) ]

[intertwinedfates]

They're [There's a long pause here.] being worked on!

[He hasn't forgotten! And no, he's not returning her coin! It's his now! But oh heavens. What does he say to that second part?!]

The art of rope tying.... people.

Sender: Kazuya

[belheir]

You sound like a pretty lame god if those are your only "godly" skills.

[ And probably not one he needs to worry about, but. Gods in general rankle him, so he's being rude about it. ]

[intertwinedfates]

Never overlook mundane skills in the grand scheme of things! You never know when you might need them!

[He's not lame, dammit! He just... doesn't have a lot of the cool abilities other gods are born with. Not that he really wants to advertise his special skill set, either.]

Sender: General Nuadha

[burnttoashes]

[There are so many things he could comment on here, not the least of which would be the 'shibari specialist' bit.

But since it seems that a few other people already have that covered, he decides to go for a more serious question:]

What is a car?

[intertwinedfates]

[Well, there's a question he wasn't prepared for. Guess it stands to reason that not everybody would be familiar with modern technology.]

It's a mode of transportation. Like a metal horseless carriage that's loud and smells like hell.

sender: magilou

[perfalmost]

Wow, a chore boy for hire! Hard to turn down an offer like that.

Actually, I have a counter offer! How would you like a full-time job?
I can hire you for the open position of "Bienfu"! And I can pay you in Magi-bucks, the most magical currency there is!

[intertwinedfates]

[Calling him a "chore boy", huh...?]

Let me guess, they're a magical currency because they happen to disappear or not exist at all, right?

[He may be one hell of a sucker, but even he can smell a scam like that.]