1st Wish

[intertwinedfates]

From: Yato
To: Everyone
Subject: Wishes: 5 Yen



Hel~lo Reverein! Everyday ennui got you down? Tired of all those little jobs needing done? Are you kids sick of bad relationships?
Then allow Yatogami to serve your needs! For the low, low price of only five yen I can take care of your worries for you!

Skilled in all manner of disciplines, I can assist you in many ways - need an artist, ayakashi slayer, bridal dress maker, car repairman, math tutor, plumber, relationship severer, shibari specialist, or weaver? Then I'm your man!

All fees go to funding the shrine of the Yato god, to allow me to better serve you in turn! Donations welcome.

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

[Ah, right. Kid.]

Afraid that's a little out of my godly abilities.

[He feels so useless today.]

[dadinside]

so your godly abilities are limited to chores and basic tasks?

[intertwinedfates]

I can do other stuff, like sever bonds and slay ayakashi, so

kinda.

I'm working on becoming a God of Fortune but my guide and divine weapon isn't here.

[dadinside]

[Guide? Divine weapon? Is this like when he ran out of bullets...??]

can you make one using dreamotion?

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah, though it's not the same as having his help. Working all on my own is trickier. Ever tried to peel an apple with a cleaver? It's a bit like that. Unwieldy.

[dadinside]

never peeled an apple.

[intertwinedfates]

Never??

[What rock has this guy been living under?!]

[dadinside]

[Rock? More like landslide.]

why would I need to peel an apple?

[intertwinedfates]

[Somebody get a shovel!]

So you can make apple bunnies, of course!

[Just in case he's never heard of them, Yato sends an image of what he means.]

[dadinside]

[Huh. He's never seen them, but they look like something Kazuki would do for Miri.]

looks like a lot of work for something that's going to get eaten.

[intertwinedfates]

Yeah, but you put a lot of work into the ones you love, right? It's important food looks as good as it tastes. Plus it's fun!

[And they're cute! Who can resist cute??]

[dadinside]

[Love? Is that edible?]

does good-looking food taste different?

[intertwinedfates]

[Dude's gotta get out more...]

I think so. It seems to taste better since all your senses are engaged by it.

[dadinside]

[All his senses?????]

sounds distracting.

[intertwinedfates]

[All of them!! Except maybe sound since you don't want your food making noises.]

Not really? Have you ever had a gourmet meal? They make things look pretty to appeal to the eyes.

[dadinside]

don't notice, I just eat it.

[intertwinedfates]

[This guy...]

No appreciation for good food.