1st Wish

[intertwinedfates]

From: Yato
To: Everyone
Subject: Wishes: 5 Yen



Hel~lo Reverein! Everyday ennui got you down? Tired of all those little jobs needing done? Are you kids sick of bad relationships?
Then allow Yatogami to serve your needs! For the low, low price of only five yen I can take care of your worries for you!

Skilled in all manner of disciplines, I can assist you in many ways - need an artist, ayakashi slayer, bridal dress maker, car repairman, math tutor, plumber, relationship severer, shibari specialist, or weaver? Then I'm your man!

All fees go to funding the shrine of the Yato god, to allow me to better serve you in turn! Donations welcome.

Comments

[perfalmost]

[She's well aware alright! But why not have fun?

Sorry, I didn't know you were afraid of ants! But I can count on you if the old tree house gets a termite problem, right?

[intertwinedfates]

[Why are some people so damned stubborn?? Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.]

I actually do have a remedy for termites, but STILL NOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!

[perfalmost]

You'll have to share that with me sometime! But hey, no need to raise your voice. This is just writing, after all!

[intertwinedfates]

I thought it might help to get the point across better.

[perfalmost]

Oh you don't have to do that for little old me! I'm a very good reader.

[intertwinedfates]

You'll forgive me for wondering.

[perfalmost]

I just might! After all, to forgive is divine!