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[mwehehe]

Sender: Futaba Sakura
To: Everyone
Subject: Are shrimp...

...bugs? Sea bugs?!

Discuss. And no, we're not discussing why I'm asking this. If you ask me that, I'll find a way to hack your journal so you only post in really crappy pre-2010 internet sparkle text. （　｀ハ´）

[Does she wake up and decide she wants to cause problems on purpose? Yes. Why? Because why not. Boredom is a horrible thing tbh, and what better way to cure that boredom than by causing food discourse?






also for your use, should someone ask why she's asking: get your sparkle text at this incredibly ancient LJ link, it should still work!]

Comments

Sender: Kazuya

[belheir]

Yes? Why is this a question?

[mwehehe]

Some would think they aren't. But you... you know the truth. Someone might think you gotta be eliminated to keep the secret, but I'm not that person.

[belheir]

Why would someone want to eliminate me over shrimp being bugs?

[mwehehe]

To keep that a secret. Big Shrimp would want to keep that a secret so people keep eating them.

Putting bugs into their mouth.

Willingly.

[Does Big Shrimp truly exist??]

[belheir]

[LIKE, PROBABLY TBH. he's not knocking the possibility. There's an actual cookie walking around. Why not have a shady Big Shrimp Corporation too?]

People in other cultures eat bugs though. Even people in Japan... And I'm not just talking about shrimp.

[mwehehe]

Yeah. But other cultures also find it gross so why not keep it secret that shrimp could be bugs to keep people eating them grilled with some ginger or whatever?

'Oh of course they aren't bugs, just some succulent seafood :)'

it's easy enough to believe.

[belheir]

I really doubt it's that serious. Unless you're living in a really, really weird world, I guess.

I dunno. I also just subscribe to letter people enjoy whatever it is they like, bug or not bug.

[mwehehe]

You never know... it COULD be like that somewhere. Big Shrimp is probably evil. But what corpos aren't, really.]

Sure, sure, I get that, but why not create discussion about it?

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