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[mwehehe]

Sender: Futaba Sakura
To: Everyone
Subject: Are shrimp...

...bugs? Sea bugs?!

Discuss. And no, we're not discussing why I'm asking this. If you ask me that, I'll find a way to hack your journal so you only post in really crappy pre-2010 internet sparkle text. （　｀ハ´）

[Does she wake up and decide she wants to cause problems on purpose? Yes. Why? Because why not. Boredom is a horrible thing tbh, and what better way to cure that boredom than by causing food discourse?






also for your use, should someone ask why she's asking: get your sparkle text at this incredibly ancient LJ link, it should still work!]

Comments

Re: sender: Flowey

[mwehehe]

:)

[That's all you get until there's a reply. Has she truly figured out the way to hack actual journals??? Maybe. :)]

[your_best_friend]

[Two can play at this game.]

[mwehehe]

Oho. Using mind-stickers to get around my hack? Smart. I'll have to figure that one out next.

[your_best_friend]

What are you talking about? These journals aren't computers. And it's just a drawing. What, are you trying to LARP or something?

[mwehehe]

Heh heh heh.

You say that, but I still got you.

[your_best_friend]

Got me how, buddy?

[mwehehe]

Oh I dunno.

Your text sure looks nice though. (ʃƪ¬‿¬)

[your_best_friend]

?????
My text is the same as everyone else's. You mean my handwriting? I can make it look however I want to!

But enough about that, anyways. Shrimp are order decapoda class malacostraca phylum arthropoda. Many insects are also phylum arthropoda, but class insecta. So no, but they're still related.

[mwehehe]

Related means they're bugs, sparkleflower.

Just not something like... a sea centipede. That'd be creepy.

[your_best_friend]

Class Polychaeta. I never ate one, but now I'm wondering...

Do you think they're crunchy?

[mwehehe]

They would be yeah, but there's only one weirdo who eats them like that, I wouldn't want the legs or shell getting stuck in my teeth, that'd be awkward.

Can you imagine that on a date? "Hey babe you got a shrimp leg between your teeth..."

Suuuuper awkward.

[your_best_friend]

Say, have you ever had any food made out of magic? Monsters don't usually eat physical food.

[mwehehe]

Magic food?

[...she does need to actually think about this...]

Maybe when I was back in the Index? I don't think that counts, though.

[your_best_friend]

Where's your house? Little old me will be your chef this evening!