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[mwehehe]

Sender: Futaba Sakura
To: Everyone
Subject: Are shrimp...

...bugs? Sea bugs?!

Discuss. And no, we're not discussing why I'm asking this. If you ask me that, I'll find a way to hack your journal so you only post in really crappy pre-2010 internet sparkle text. （　｀ハ´）

[Does she wake up and decide she wants to cause problems on purpose? Yes. Why? Because why not. Boredom is a horrible thing tbh, and what better way to cure that boredom than by causing food discourse?






also for your use, should someone ask why she's asking: get your sparkle text at this incredibly ancient LJ link, it should still work!]

Comments

[mwehehe]

Who says this isn't good? I think it's perfectly good.

And grossed out, hard-hitting questions, same thing, really. No one thinks about it, but they will now. I could make it worse, bring up that a bowl of cereal is really a gazpacho.

[intertwinedfates]

Highly debatable.

[Okay, now he actually has to think on that one for a bit.]

Nah, it can't count as gazpacho since it doesn't contain raw vegetables. Unless you're eating some REALLY weird cereal.

[mwehehe]

Hm, maybe you're right. I'd say oatmeal could be more like a gazpacho, but who eats oatmeal cold?

But is cereal a regular soup instead then? I know some would argue it is.

[intertwinedfates]

Weirdos without access to heat, I imagine.

I suppose you could classify it as a cold soup if nothing else. Breakfast soup. Huh.