something of an offer

[steadypulse]

Sender: 76
To: Everyone
Subject: Sleep & Nightmares

If there's anyone having trouble sleeping due to nightmares, or anything else, feel free to swing by The Wild Harvest.

We've got a lemonade-like drink that will guarantee a peaceful night's sleep; can also make it a tea if you're more the type for that.

For those who might prefer a dreamless night sleep, I've got a strong homemade honey moonshine on offer as well. I'm willing to part with a few jars of it.

That's all.

Comments

Sender: Naoya

[crouching_sin]

That would be helpful. Is there anything in particular that you need that I can trade you for? Either of them, really.

Sender: Aerith Gainsborough

[inheritedearth]

That does sound very useful. I've always turned to tea to treat all kinds of symptoms, but even those that have helped me to relax or sleep in the past aren't quite like these, from the sounds of it.

Do you have anything that can guarantee good dreams?

Sender: Madoka

[puellamagi]

That's amazing -- and really kind of you to sell them, too! Were you able to use your own abilities from home to make them....?

sender: tifa lockhart

[starshower]

Might stop by and grab some if that's okay. How'd you make the drinks, if you don't mind me asking?

[For... reasons.]

Sender: Xiao

[whirlwindthrust]

There is another method to rid people of these dreams or nightmares.

Sender: Futaba Sakura

[mwehehe]

Can I try the moonshine?

[Futaba no.]

Sender: Estinien Varlineau

[soughtrevenge]

Pray tell me more about these drinks.

[ For Estinien is not keen on trusting a stranger with something that may dull his senses... but if it promises relief from any nightmares... ]

[thymebomb]

Well, a guarantee sounds pretty good to me.

Any way to stock up on that, just in case? Don't have nightmares as bad as I used to for the moment, but I heard they can get common around here.

Sender: Roxas

[twilightskey]

I think I'll take you up on your offer. Are you there now?

And what's moonshine? I've had the other two but not that one.

Sender: Cloud Strife

[spikyheaded]

Sounds like it does the job if you've got this many people asking for it.

Still got any of that moonshine? I can offer work in exchange for it.

sender: sephiroth

[sefirot]

Cloud is defined by his nightmares. He won't truly take you up on your offer.

Sender: Reaper

[b_a_n_g]

[As expected, Reaper was summoned up from the above conversation, so now he's deeply invested in this storyline.]

Are you trying to turn the city into drunks? You need a disclaimer on that moonshine in case someone goes blind from it.

Also, I heard there was a dramatic asshole in this post, and no one gets to take my reigning title from me.