Una questione di divinità.

[refantasma]

Sender: Nico
To: Everyone.
Subject: Gods.

Okay. How many gods are here? I've met two and there are three demigods myself included.

and demons while were at it. my father works with demons all the time and my children are demons so no judgement there.

Im just trying to figure out how this place works.

Comments

[judoflipped]

oh ive seen it happen more than once
you think thats weird
my girlfriend popped out of her moms head
thats how she was born

so a dude having 15 kids all at once is childs play

[Percy? help? did you really think he would-]

[refantasma]

I think mines a bit more special.

[judoflipped]

shhh i wanna freak him out too

[even though Beat could see this if he really wanted to.]

[refantasma]

[But will he notice it?]

kay.

[judoflipped]

[probably not]

man i wish i could do emojis on here i would do the thumbs up one
so
just imagine it

[stillarhino]

[Muuuuuuuuch later. Messily scrawled on. Even messier than usual.]

WHATCHU MEAN YOU TRYING TO FREAK ME OUT

[refantasma]

everything we said is true.

[stillarhino]

says here yous just trying to mess with me

[refantasma]

thats true too
we didn't even extragerate.
more like
overload you with facts.

[stillarhino]

next time at least warn a guy you know?
im down with learning about you guys and your gods and mathology and whatever
but i aint all that smart aight
just lemme ease into it

[refantasma]

most of us arent that smart either.
and we did ease you into it. compared to us, sword first.

[stillarhino]

yeah but
look i dunno all the stuff that you and percy and matchsticks had to deal with
and there aint no doubt that its fucked from whatchu all saying
this place kinda messed up too
but it dont always gotta be you know?

[refantasma]

beat. Its all fucked up. its fucked up all the way down. might as well embrace it.

[judoflipped]

MAYDAY MAYDAY HE FOUND US OUT

[stillarhino]

did you really think i wasnt gonna

[judoflipped]

i mean it was totally possible

[stillarhino]

[Send ACTUAL help.]

wait this happened to her too
next thing you know you gonna be telling me your dad just shit you outta his ass

[judoflipped]

[WHEN IS PERCY ANY HELP WHEN THERE'S NO FIGHTING INVOLVED]

nah but i do have a cyclops as a half-brother so think about that one for a minute

[stillarhino]

cyclops? aint he that dude from that vintage superhero movie
you his half-bro???

[judoflipped]

no not that guy though itd be cool
its a monster with one eyeball in the middle of his head
pretty strong too helped in the war

[stillarhino]

crap...
sorry about his other eye man

[judoflipped]

no no cyclops only ever have one eye like theyre born with it
nothing wrong with them thats just how they are

[INSERT A RUDIMENTARY DRAWING OF A CYCLOPS HERE IM TOO LAZY TO DO A PAINT JOB]

[stillarhino]

[squints]

hows he your bro yo!?

[judoflipped]

uh well when a god and a monster like each other very much...

[stillarhino]

you telling me gods in your world are monsterfuckers?