Una questione di divinità.

[refantasma]

Sender: Nico
To: Everyone.
Subject: Gods.

Okay. How many gods are here? I've met two and there are three demigods myself included.

and demons while were at it. my father works with demons all the time and my children are demons so no judgement there.

Im just trying to figure out how this place works.

Comments

[skyglider]

"Recently"

[judoflipped]

there was the boat incident but i dont think ive done anything that bad since then

oh wait

i did fall into the fountain that one time after i got exploded on

was that before or after the boat-

[skyglider]

It all blurs together
The boat trip was fun

[...]

Bananas aside, I mean.

[judoflipped]

oh yeah the bananas
we pissed off a lot of monkeys last year didnt we

[skyglider]

We did. It has been, as the kids say, "A Time."
I have always known to fear the wrath of the chickens. I was not expecting to also earn the wrath of monkeys.

[judoflipped]

dude what did you do to chickens theyre the dumbest things alive

[skyglider]

Do not let them fool you. Do NOT. Their wrath is legendary, spanning generations. Ancient stories tell of their vengeance.

You must not underestimate the chickens.

[judoflipped]

................................

you really screwed up with a flock once didnt you

[skyglider]

It was ONE CHICKEN
The rest of the flock was a surprise

[judoflipped]

i didnt know chickens fought in packs but the more you know i guess

[skyglider]

Better to learn now than in the heat of battle.

[judoflipped]

yeah thanks for the warning
i learn enough in the heat of battle

[refantasma]

chickens are dinosaurs. didnt you know that? specifically velocieraptors.

[judoflipped]

do you really think i stayed awake during evolution class

[refantasma]

they teach that in school?

Im just repeating what Will told me.

[judoflipped]

oh right
yeah they teach that in school
but i snoozed thru most of it

[refantasma]

I cant see the church being happy about that.

[Nico's only dimly aware that there are churches outside the Catholic.]

[judoflipped]

are churches of any kind ever happy

[refantasma]

not in my experience.