A Little Advice

[theheroics]

Sender: Zack Fair
To: Everyone!
Subject: this is a hypothetical

are there any medical professionals that live here? i need some advice

for a friend

or i guess anyone if you know what to do.

so what if like my friend ate a lot of glitter? like a lot of glitter. people don't die from stuff like that do they?

just lemme know im a little worried about them

Comments

[theheroics]

oh can you?? that sounds great ill take anything!

[ Can you feel his tail waggling, Aerith? Can you? ]

but i know. my stomachs made of steel tho its not like ill be done it by something like that.

[theheroics]

[ Oh yeah. He gets it. ]

i get being curious n all but now im worried about your teeth

[theheroics]

wait hold on thats not what i meant

i meant they were. my friend! how they choose to get it out is up to them!

[theheroics]

nah ur just trying to help. i get it.

just learning my lesson today

[theheroics]

[theheroics]

you turned how old!?

[theheroics]

everything here is "peculiar" to look at! its like i cant eat anything without some weird effect comin along with it

[ And it's not like he can stop just eating, so!? Doomed. ]

eating snow? not as uncommon as youd think.

[theheroics]

good to know were made of sturdier stuff then

[ Being a mutated human war machine probably doesn't hurt his chances, either. ]

but thanks. it sounds like you know a lot about this stuff

[theheroics]

theres no question about that one

not that im looking forward to telling them that...

[theheroics]

yeah. ur definitely be the first person ill call if im seeing the see the light

[ Can you hear the sarcasm over the journals, Yato? Can you? ]

[theheroics]

what? youve never been curious before?

[ Where is your sense of childlike wonder! ]

[stillarhino]

right
and you just helping them go one way or the other

[He doesn't believe you, Zack. For all the wrong reasons.]

[theheroics]

what? hell no!

listen i didnt mean it like that! i aint got nothing to do with this!

[flamekthunder]

Not for things that are clearly inedible.

[beshackled]

[He's learned. Hopefully. That's good.]

From what else is written here, I gather you attempted to consume snow as a manner of treat?

[donfire]

haha that's fine! They'll figure it out and probably freak out!

[judoflipped]

well maybe dont eat glitter next time
even i wouldnt do that

[herlockian]

10. I suppose I should start looking forward to turning 11 later this year!

[inheritedearth]

Sounds like a perfect opportunity to surprise you, then! I'll bring enough for Cloud, too, of course. All bodyguards need to be fed!

[She can absolutely feel his tail wagging from here. His puppy energy is, as usual, off the charts.]

That's proooobably true, but still, you shouldn't push it! Next time you get the urge to eat something weird, you should tell me first. Or take pictures!

[At least let her be entertained by it!]

i think we can wrap this up/handwave the rest! 💜

[starshower]

Alright. I'll have everything ready for you. Just come on in to the back when you get here.

🎀 that's fine with me!

[theheroics]

roger that! ur the best!

[ He'll.... likely be spending a bit of time in the bathroom, but he'll make it there! Eventually! ]

[theheroics]

youre the best! thanks!

[ ......... but now he's going to clean. and tell cloud. oh boy.


but he'll worry about that later! in the meantime he'll squint his eyes as he hastily tries to reply back before scuffling to throw away some papers to his immediate side. ]

you sure youre actually worried about my wellbeing or just wanna watch when it happens again?

[theheroics]

yeah another mistake apparently

its normally just frozen water so whats the harm right?

[theheroics]

never know until you try.

but i did already take you an the adventuring type. kinda disappointed thats not exactly the case

[theheroics]

so i really did read that right. you are actually 10

guess that makes you pretty smart huh?